Wednesday, January 21, 2009

all in a day......



the lows......the highs.....


the ebbs.....


the eggs.......scrambled.......


scrambled days with a side of beef fry!!

turbulance....negotiation.......MORE NEGOTIATION........

the deal is consumated!!!!

its fallen apart........just after lunch........

they have no guts.......

I HAVE TOO MUCH FAITH IN THE MASSES!!!!

can this mania be real???

is the current trending upstream??

are the salmon spawning??

"we shall overcome"...........by god..........overcome we have.......

utterly psychic, connective simpatico........flowing like blood.........

in a sea of reids!!! reading beauty and the beast, whilst sipping on a carmel machiato........

2009 is filled with ups and ups.........escalating....ascending.......

fantastic and critical........up.......up........

like the nazis red balloons...........

where will the cradle fall??

it tolls for you...........

continue sipping, my good fellow........

say your prayers.........

good old cousins will appear just like that!!!!

and your stolen dreams will reignite the child inside of you!!!

i promise........i promise.........



Tuesday, January 13, 2009

fundamentally yours.........




so things have a bizarre and serendipitous way of happening ..........
'just SO'
unbeknownst to the participants at the time.........






and when we look back at 'said events', we see, for certain, the hand, if you will, of a higher being..



for decidedly, these things cannot have fallen out in the extreme and exquisite order in which they did, were it not for utter divination......



obvious............blatantly obvious........



SO.......it follows that we have all been placed in a design of events.........an anti-happenstance.......

we are puppets for a master pupeteer................


yes, indeed.......

the world, in fact, IS a stage.......


the big question on the table is "why?".....

what ARE we doing here after all????

biding time??

making a difference????
speculative meanderings for the mind.........
cavernous, earthbound stirrings to question the soul.........
are we really just getting through the days, working, childbearing........
ordering salads in diners......???
is our prayer helping our brethren to ward off misfortune and early death in the middle east???
are designer purchases even a consideration at this time?
to what end, my friends??
give me a sign..........
where to focus the prayer......how to manifest it into 'live aid'.......
perhaps we need to 'air drop' bags of rice in some third world location.......in order to win a 'nobel prize' to place upon our marble mantle........
just a sign, 'holy one', of what to do next......
ill adhere to your instructions.........
i await.........
for i am respectfully your........
GODDESS XREBBETZIN


Friday, January 9, 2009

BIG PANTIES!!!!


so ya never really know whats going on beneath the surface!!

for example........one could easily run into a VERY BEAUTIFUL

and GLAMOROUS woman, dressed to the nines.......

but underneath her very distinguished and sexy appearance, she could, in point of fact, be wearing VERY VERY LARGE AND HIDEOUS UNDERWEAR!!!!

she could easily have assumed that NO ONE would actually have opportunity to gander at these briefs, and swimmingly snuggled her derriere into them........

alas.......

SHE FORGOT ABOUT THE APPOINTMENT!!!!!!

HER IMAGE!!!!

WOE IS ME!!!!

she will clearly need to flash her pearly whites at all the men in the room, in order to deflect from the GRANNY PANTIES!!!!

this, of course, is FICTION!!!

this writers just imagining the silly scenario!!!

this DID NOT REALLY HAPPEN!!!

i want to be very clear on that!!

NO HUGE PANTIES EVER REALLY EXISTED!!!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

FRIENDS......MIRRORS.......

it occurs to me...... that a true friend...... a 'thick and thin' friend.......
serves ALWAYS as ones mirror.......
ones own reflection.........
this mirror will walk alongside you, wrapped tightly into your handbag......
this mirror will GLEAM AND GRIMACE at you when youre not having a 'hottie' day.....
and will decidely GUSH all over you when you ARE!!
your pal, the mirror, will show you, on her good days, what life ought to be like in the respectable world.........
and she will be the first to tell you, thru her glistening poetic wax, when youve done her proud!!
your mirror.......she LOVES you........
she REFLECTS your innermost beauty.......your fears......your shortfalls.......
she picks you up when youve fallen........she dusts you off......
she dusts HERSELF off!!!(shes always got your fairy dust all over her!!)
your mirror, girlfriend, is your BEST ATTRIBUTE.......
NO DOUBT.......
for she, in her CANDID and BRUTAL way, gives you the honesty and the repartee that you yearn for...........

BE VERY VERY KIND TO YOUR MIRROR.......
windex her as often as possible........
she glistens and gleams and reflects and ignites ONLY FOR YOU!!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

its pouring oregonians!!!


it takes but one solitary event to change the course of virtually EVERYTHING that will follow...................
a calamatis catastrophe occurs......out of the blue.......
a horrific twist of fate..........darker than the darkest of days........
an event that will shatter ones entire belief system to smithereens.......just by its sheer force...........
and through that very' ebonified vac cum'......that tunnel really......
we see in the distance.......
an ENTIRE WORLD wed forgotten about!!!
and that very world is in place.......just as it had been eons ago.....
but WITHOUT US!!!
the ONLY profound difference is OUR ABSENCE!!!!

WHY???

why were THEY allowed to stay within their cozy comfort zones, whilst i was thrown into the 'den of lions'???

WHY???
IT DOESNT SEEM FAIR AT ALL!!!

oh yes.....so glamorous.......so exciting........

this gal woulda been happy with much, much less acclaim......
REALLY!!!

we think we want the moon..........
when all we really want is 'a moonlight stroll'......

we think we NEED 'mountains of treasures and jewels'........
when all we really need is a single, lone solitaire.......

next time, my friends, you are feeling envious of someones
'celibritas'......guess again!
for all that they would really long to have is YOUR PICKET FENCE!!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

CYCLE OF LIFE........

ONE DOOR OPENS......

ANOTHER CLOSES.......

THIS IS THE CYCLE OF LIFE.......THE MOVEMENT.....THE RHYTHM......

IT TAKES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF EXPERIENCE TO REALLY SEE THIS 'REALITY' FOR WHAT IT IS......
SO........
BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS........
DOORWAYS ARE SQUEAKING OPEN AS WE SPEAK.......
DOORWAYS TO MOUNTAINS OF CHOCOLATES AND CAVIAR..........
DOORWAYS TO GREEN , GREEN PASTURES WITH PINK APPLE BLOSSOMS IN ABUNDANCE........
TINY GUATEMALAN MAIDENS WILL BE BAKING APPLE PIES.........UPSIDE DOWN!!!

FEAR NOT!!!

THE FAMINE IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO BEING OVER......
THE DOOR OF 'RECESSION CONTRACTION' IS CLOSING.......
IN ITS WAKE, IT WILL LEAVE PURE AN UNADULTERATED ABUNDANCE.........

BUT WE WONT BE FRIVOLOUS........OH NO!!!!
WE WILL TAKE THOSE GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED STIMULUS CHECKS, AND WE WILL, BY GOD, SAVE THE PEOPLE............NOT OUR OWN FOOLISH , CUT FLOWER FRIVOLITIES..........
GREEN, BABY........
NOT GREEN CASH.........
GREEN HEALING POWER.......

GREEN, PERMISSABLE, SANCTIONED HEALING........
WE WILL STIMULATE THE HEALING ON THIS EARTH, AND DOORS WILL VERITABLY FLYYYYY OPEN.........

GET IT???
MY INSTRUCTION ARE FORTHCOMING........
"OH YES, WE CAN!!!!"

Thursday, January 1, 2009

new times for all........


2009, in my humble yet EMPHATIC opinion, will be considerably and irrevocably different from its predecessor.....
the air will be cleaner.......the ozone will be MORE DENSE(we can hope!).....
second hand smoke will be but a distant memory of times gone awry......
liberals will run 'said country'........(ehhh)
carbs will decidedly be put away in the 'latkah closet' with blitzens horns and green gummy bears!.......
they will ONLY, but ONLY, be allowed to come out and play on football sundays!! hero sandwiches and pregame 'pigs in blankets' WILL BE HAD!!!!
recessionary times, from my point of view, will begin to ascend upward.........trend to higher altitudes.......
no nosebleeds for the 'hedgehogs'!!!
i can actually visualize yoga/zen hotels popping up in cool and chic resort areas........
enough with the art of 'opulent persuasion'.......
EARTH, my dears.........
ground yourselves in its warmth.........its steadfastness.......
oil is a venue of the past.........
we will see residue.......debris......of its hold on our wallets...
but only ashes left.........'turbaned ashes of yesteryear'...........
unfortunately, mass transit will continue to emit that black poison into our bloodstreams........
progress happens slowly, my dears........'progress'ively..........
the sun will continue, im pretty sure, to shine its heavenly and magical and potentially cancerous rays upon us.........
platform shoes??......you ask???
im personally HOPING that they will live thick and inappropriately long lives!!!
organized religion??.........TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING !!! SORRYYYYY!!!!
okay........... nuf said.......gotta know when to leave the party!!!
HAPPY AND HEALTHY YEAR, MY LOVES.........
I AM YOUR.........
GODDESSXREB

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