Thursday, January 6, 2011

How about a NEW TRUTH ??

I'm speculating here...
Throw me some rope, Amigos...

Who says that HOT GUYS are unsuitable ??
Where did that 'myth' come from ?
I SAY...for certain...
THAT 'SUITABLE' GUYS ARE NOT HOT...
however....
the 'suitable' guys can end up being not only BAD ON THE 'NAKED" EYES...
but wholly and colossally UNSUITABLE as well !!!
hence...
going on the earthly premise that STEAK indeed SMELLS LIKE STEAK...
I SAY....
let's change the RULES !!!
lets put the HOT Guys in Suits....
will that make them SUITABLE ??  lol
will that morph them into 'SUITS' ???
(executives, upper management...) ???
will the HOT GUYS become the PRESIDENT even ???
Can you imagine OBAMA driving a tow truck, for example ??
LOLOL
is OBAMA HOT ???
bad example....
sorry....
I SAY....
we turn the whole damn, ball o'wax AROUND....
change the FREAKIN SCRIPT....
I SAY....
LESS is DECIDEDLY MORE...
I SAY....
How's that workin for ya ???
speculating...that's all...                      

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I can't help wondering....

where HE is right now...
whether he's pining for me in the way that I am pining for him....
does he look the same ?
is his hair long ??
has he aged ?
perhaps there really is just ONE, GREAT LOVE in a lifetime....
perhaps everything else is but a 'stepping stone' to and from that LOVE....
should I call him ?
what if he's married or something ???
what if he's DEAD ??
how would I go on without the HOPE of seeing him again ?

NO !!!  
this is RIDICULOUS !!
or is it ??
SHOULD I CALL ??
WHAT DO YOU THINK ??

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

She was driving with her son....

there were snow and slush and ice everywhere/////////
and it was dark....
they were crossing the George Washington bridge....
the brakes were making gurgling sounds...
disconcerting....(she brushed her concern aside)...
she had no patience, as per usual...
she was in one of those 'hurried' moods of hers...
honking and flashing her lights at the 'slowpokes' on the icy road...
they stopped to get a bite to eat....
a 'quick' sandwich....

all was fine....
she brushed, yet again, the uncertainty away...
it was really silly...
worrying over nothing, she thought...

they were back on the road....
she stepped down on the brake....
NOTHING HAPPENED....
the car kept rolling forward...
she panicked a bit, but did not want to worry her boy...
THEY ROLLED FORWARD....
with no stopping whatsoever.....
verrrrrry scary/////////////

her son knew that something was amiss....

and by the grace of GOD....
LITERALLY WITH GOD'S HAND GUIDING HER....
she managed to slow down and sidle into a parking spot....
treating the HUMMER a if it were a bicycle really.....

they took a cab home and left the car on the side of the busy avenue...

she couldn't shake the feeling for days afterward....
THAT THEY HAD BEEN SAVED....

Monday, January 3, 2011

when MEN try TOO DAMN HARD...

just stay with this thought pattern for a moment, if you will...
I've been experiencing a new and shocking reality...
MEN are the needy ones !!!
FINALLY....
I see ALL TOO WELL...
that it is INDEED a myth.....
 that the culprits of being too NEEDY are us women !!!
I've literally had to sit these 3-legged neanderthals down and read them the RIOT ACT !!
And WHAT"S UP with "NO" meaning "MAYBE" ???
mind you, I'm NOT referring to SEX here....
just stupid, menial things like talking on the phone, texting, and incessant Emailing....
I SAID THAT  I"M TOO BUSY !!!!
what about that statement is NOT CLEAR ??
it's shocking really....
all along we've been called EMOTIONAL and HORMONAL, blah...blah....
I'm here to tell you, LADIES,
THAT WE WOMEN ARE THE SANE ONES !!!
just sayin....

Sunday, January 2, 2011

I've heard tell that ATOP 'HAR HATZOFIM' (MT. SCOPUS)....

there sits an ORACLE....
that he is VERY, VERY large.....
and that his skin GLOWS even from afar, as one approaches.....
I've heard that this GIGANTIC PROPHET can shift and shape and MANIFEST
one's dreams, aspirations, goals, and desires into REALITY with the twist
of his wrist and the wave of the white SCARF 
that he holds wrapped around his CHUMASH (bible)...
I've heard that his MERE COUNTENANCE can make one feel SAFER and more PROFOUNDLY SECURE than one has ever deemed possible...
in fact, the name of the MOUNTAIN...
HAR HATZOFIM, loosely translated, 
implies a place from which to WATCH OVER JERUSALEM....
perhaps....NO DEFINITELY !!!....
we should pay him a visit !!!
I wonder whether I can just 'drop in'....
Do you think i need an appointment ??
HAPPY NEW YEAR, my loves....
GODDESS X

Saturday, January 1, 2011

the spirit world was so close to the edge of the density...

she awoke with the keenest sensation that her father had visited her during the night....
he had died over six years ago...
and yet she was 100% certain that she'd had a lengthy conversation with him
only last night...
he was having a party with the wife and the little son he'd lost in Auschwitz....
somewhere above the clouds...
and they were celebrating something...
she supposed it was a celebration of REUNION...
she sensed that her dad had forgotten his earthly family entirely...
forgotten HER...
she felt betrayed,,
AND yet she somehow understood....
as she stretched and yawned and became fully awake ....
she suddenly remembered with a start.....
that today was DECEMBER 31st....
her father's birthday....
and in that moment...
she realized beyond the shadow of a doubt
that he had come to earth in order to let her know that
HE WAS STILL HERE......watching...

Can We Determine How Our Year Will Play Out ??

How will we treat this new year of 2011?
Will we resolve to "be kinder, gentler?
Will the Middle East finally find PEACE ?
Will OBAMA QUIT ????
(we can hope!)
Will our children do BETTER in school?
Will the LOVE which we've been YEARNING for finally APPEAR ?
Will we keep up with the EVER UNDULATING, fitness routine ?
Will our SOLE DETERMINATION adjust the EPIC
OUTCOME of things hither and fro ?
What can we DO to create abundance and creativity and vernacular PROFUNDITY ?
THOUGHTS, MY LOVES ??

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