the penguin began humming a tune of 'celebritas'....
"ALL FOR ONE !!!"", he cackled.....
between gigantic bites of SARDINE PIE....
he couldn't catch his breath !!
HE SO LOVED SARDINES......
as passers by watched the 'melodic' spectacle....
it became apparent to all.....
that
NEW YEARS EVE
was
JUST
around the corner !!
there would be noise makers
and.......
HAMENTASHEN !!!
oh, damn !!!
WRONG HOLIDAY !!!
there would be naked ladies jumping trampoline !!
and men in BANKER BLUE SHIRTS !!
there would be 'salutations'
and 'medications'
and 'matriculations'......!!!
and babies with tongue depressors.....
and civic leaders with unfortunate bouts of 'diarrhea'......
gleaned from the 'corn dogs' of YESTERDAY.....
good times were ahead.......
if only they'd
LET SLEEPING ELEPHANTS LIE.....
