Thursday, January 1, 2009

new times for all........


2009, in my humble yet EMPHATIC opinion, will be considerably and irrevocably different from its predecessor.....
the air will be cleaner.......the ozone will be MORE DENSE(we can hope!).....
second hand smoke will be but a distant memory of times gone awry......
liberals will run 'said country'........(ehhh)
carbs will decidedly be put away in the 'latkah closet' with blitzens horns and green gummy bears!.......
they will ONLY, but ONLY, be allowed to come out and play on football sundays!! hero sandwiches and pregame 'pigs in blankets' WILL BE HAD!!!!
recessionary times, from my point of view, will begin to ascend upward.........trend to higher altitudes.......
no nosebleeds for the 'hedgehogs'!!!
i can actually visualize yoga/zen hotels popping up in cool and chic resort areas........
enough with the art of 'opulent persuasion'.......
EARTH, my dears.........
ground yourselves in its warmth.........its steadfastness.......
oil is a venue of the past.........
we will see residue.......debris......of its hold on our wallets...
but only ashes left.........'turbaned ashes of yesteryear'...........
unfortunately, mass transit will continue to emit that black poison into our bloodstreams........
progress happens slowly, my dears........'progress'ively..........
the sun will continue, im pretty sure, to shine its heavenly and magical and potentially cancerous rays upon us.........
platform shoes??......you ask???
im personally HOPING that they will live thick and inappropriately long lives!!!
organized religion??.........TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING !!! SORRYYYYY!!!!
okay........... nuf said.......gotta know when to leave the party!!!
HAPPY AND HEALTHY YEAR, MY LOVES.........
I AM YOUR.........
GODDESSXREB