when it comes to that point......you KNOW the one.....
when EVERYTHING HURTS........
when the splenda has run out..........
and all that's left is a kind of 'splend iforous' mist,
where the little, yellow packets had been.......
(and you KNOW that you shouldn't have been using them ANYWAY!!)
they are 'conspicuously NOT GOOD FOR YOU'......
when its raining torrential BLIZZARDS outside........
when you realize that the guys next door at the mosque are wearing 'skullcaps'
just like your own people wear!!
and that you never even bothered to notice!!
the similarities and such.......
when the house is a MESS.........
and the dog has taken a shit on the rib roast!!......
when 800 thread count sheets have gotten huge rips and tears in them.........
to the point of obsolet ion.......
when there are veritable 'MOUNDS' of paperwork, piling up to the ceiling..........
when there its SO much MAGIC crossing its whimsical and potent SWORDS....
that you've totally lost sight of
what the original PLAN was anyway!!!
WHEN YOU, 'TWISTED SISTER'.........
realize that youve ARRIVED AT THIS DREADED JUNCTURE!!!!........
and that you are SURVIVING........but not really LIVING at all........
STOP!!!!!!! STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!
regroup......reassess......reconoiter.....
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!
go out yonder, girlfriend!!!
have a rum and coke!!!
party it up with the hot guy next door !!!
(the one whos been trying to get your attention for MONTHS!!)
leave caution to the winds of the torrents of rain and myst that are crashing at your windowpane!!!
LET GO OF CONTROL.........
LET YOURSELF GO!!!
THERE IS ONLY TODAY....
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