and as push came to shove.....

the barn door was, FINALLY,  opened wide....
and ALL THE PIGS came piling out......
falling all over one another......
as their fat , short legs became intertwined .....
and a kind of 'TWISTER FOR PIGS' occurred....
it was NOT a pretty sight !

all the while......
the crowd cheered and cried and guffawed.....
as they had been waiting for soooo long
 to witness the calamitous 'circus'......

and the PIGS wore badges of honour, hanging from
blue ribbons....
as they had, in fact, won them in the
'HOGs GONE WILD' competition,
only last year.....

it's quite interesting, really,
 how dillusional a PIG can become.....
the king of HELL.....in a way.....

victorious only in that SWINE CONTEST.....
but ANY ATTENTION was better than NO ATTENTION......

so the crowd threw corn cobs and live 'feed' and frog's legs.....
at the PINK BEASTS.......

and the radio played,
 "he ain't heavy......he's my brother"......

and in summation, one would have to agree....

that it may be better, after all is said and done......
to keep one's 'snout clean'.......

if you're a pig......