Friday, July 23, 2010

here's a new 'missy in the city' story !!

so about a week or so after the camp visiting day 'fiasco'....
Missy decides to go to a 'tanning salon'.....
in order to look bronzed and hot
 while little Candice is STILL away in camp....

in order to meet
 'mr wonderful',
 and appear as a bronzed 'goddess'...

and as she's standing in line for the
 'platinum tanning booth'.....
she notices,
 directly in front of her.....
a STUNNING,
MUSCLEBOUND,
ENORMOUS,
 YOUNG guy.......
eyes as blue as any she'd ever seen...
QUITE THE SPECIMEN ......:}}

allow me to backtrack for a moment....
that VERY MORNING......in fact.....
Missy had been thinking to herself....

"ENOUGH WITH THE RELATIONSHIPS ALREADY !!
WOULDN'T IT BE FUN TO MEET A BIG,
 DUMB,
BEAUTIFUL GUY.....
and just have a casual affair for a change ??"

I'M not MAKING THIS UP !!!!
IT HAPPENED.....(fictitiously !)   :}}

so going back to the line in the tanning salon...
this big, dumb, hot guy looks at Missy and says...
"hey.......how you do in' ??"

truly profound and life altering.........
NOT !!!!

Missy grunts something at him and RUNS into the tanning booth....

as she enters the booth, she thinks to herself....
"what a schmuck i am !!!!
that guy was exactly what i need !!"

but alas....
some 12 minutes later....
as she left the tanning salon.....
"HOTTY the dumb, beautiful HUNK" was nowhere to be found....

disappointed at herself for not having
'SEIZED THE OPPORTUNITY',
for something 'mindless'.....and easy....and just downright fun.....
she leaves.......
heading for home....

LO AND BEHOLD !!!!
as she steps out the door.....
HUNKY THE HOTTY IS WAITING FOR HER !!!!!
waiting for Lil ol her !!!!!

she is SPEECHLESS !!!
flabbergasted.......

stay tuned........:}}

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