missy is stumped......PARALYZED REALLY......

there are farrr too many deterrents coming at her at one time....
she cannot focus.....
she cannot breath !!!

she must deflate the balloon of minutia immediately....
in order to consolidate
the 'watermelon rinds'
of picnics gone 'awry'....

how many are TOO MANY ???

husbands ??
scandals ??
summer camp photos ???
carbs ???
parking violations ??
jdates ??

seriously, dudes.....
WHEN IS ENOUGH ...ENOUGH ????

YES !!!
consolidate and organize and filter the minutia !!!

first thing tomorrow....

AFTER THE VISIT TO THE GERIATRIC FACILITY.....
AFTER THE ROLLING HILLS....
and.....
for gods sake....
AFTER THE NEXT JDATE !!

Missy in the CITY ???

NO WAY !!!
Missy in the Caribbean......
yes !!!
that's what  I'm talkin' about !!

she will purchase a ONE WAY TICKET to the blue, blue water......

and she will 'PUP' HER TENT......

and that's that.....

until the scandals and jdates and courtroom dramas die down to
basic, human proportion.......
to their lowest, common denominator....

until perspective and JUDGMENT and KARMA are restored......
or rather...
CREATED......

until equitable stance is once again on the menu.....

FISH !!
yes !!!
SHE WILL CONSUME BUCKETS FULL OF FISH.....

and the essential, fatty, omegas will fillibuster through the
TOXIC WASTE.....

don't doubt MISSY on this !!!!

she is FULL OF SURPRISES.....
and health tips...
and quandry......
and HEIGHTENED EDITORIAL.....