the grasshopper smiled.....

uhhhh....
yes !!
grasshoppers have lips !!

he was thinking about the boatloads of laughter
 that he and his friend,
the snail,
had had just yesterday....

he had jumped from one lady's head to another...
driving them bonkers !!
their coiffed hair,
becoming undone....
after they had laboriously camped out in the hotel salon...
awaiting their BRAZILIAN BLOWOUTS....
preparing for SHABBAT......
primping....
teasing....
spraying ! (ewww!)

the snail had a way of always egging him on....:}}
"those who can't...."    :}}

they were roommates....
they lived on a sandbar at the edge of town......

the grasshopper had been told that he was a
"living symbol of prosperity"....
according to the 'feng shui' masters....

so they, of course,
had their laughs !!
and they weathered through the storms, like two, seasoned sailors....

but in the end of the day........
like chivalrous gentlemen.....
 they bid the NOW 'undone' ladies a
" SHABBAT SHALOM"......