Thursday, January 20, 2011

so THEY say....

..."we want it NOW!"
and you say, "I don't HAVE IT !"...
and they say, "we will take legal action!"
and you say..."GO AHEAD!"
"KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!"
"...cause I don't have it!"
"you can't get blood from a stone!"..
and they say, "Well, there are LEGAL REMEDIES.."
and you say, "But I don't have it!!!  LEGAL SCHMEGAL"....lol
and they just DON"T HEAR THAT !
I mean...could you have been more CLEAR?
uhhh...I think NOT!
so you find an opening....a whole in the mellifluous curtain of their OUTRAGEOUS inadequacy...
a way to get under these moron's skin...(right under their external DERM)....
and you've always had this GERMAIN way of turning a phrase...just so...
so you brew up a big ol' mug of WORD TEA...
and you go at them....
and you INSULT and INSIGHT and INTIMIDATE and INSINUATE...
and you PATRONIZE the living shit outta them !!!
and you run cartwheels around them with your phraseology and your keen phonetics...
and in the end...
they gather their meek little backpack, filled with play dough figurines...
and books of stamps...and OODLES OF RED TAPE...
and they RUN !!!!
as far and as fast as their puny,little legs can carry them !!
and they hide under a stairwell....and pull out their pathetic, crumpled, WHITE FLAG....
and they scream, "WE SURRENDER!!!!!!!"
and you attempt to wipe that "shit-eating-grin" off of your CAVALIER  face...
but to no avail......
for VICTORY is yours....
and you LOVE the game...