Sunday, April 10, 2011

Missy was DRIVING in MASSIVE TRAFFIC....

People were crazed from the gridlock and congestion of the city,,,,
So one can only IMAGINE how incensed Missy was !!
hardly being known as a BEACON of PATIENCE and COMPLACENCY...
LOL
And there was a car in front of her....
and they were moving at a snail's pace...
I mean a SNAIL would have gone FASTER !
Even a DEAD PERSON would have driven FASTER !!
SERIOUSLY!!
and they were what can only be figured as "" MILES"" behind the car in front of them....
and Missy was ready to SCREAM,,,,
(shocker!)
And then she noticed a 'suspiciously veiled' passenger in the back of  'said car'.....
and RED Flags began waving....
And her ""MUSLIM alert"" went off...
And she began to bully the car in front of her UNABASHEDLY....
perhaps UNDESERVINGLY even...(But who gives a shit ??!!)
and she flashed her lights and Tailgated them....
And they were FREAKING OUT....
They could not understand for the life of them,
what they had done to deserve this TREATMENT ?
And then Missy did what ONLY MISSY would do....
She rolled down the window....
and looked at the offended and flabbergasted driver squarely in the eye..
and said,
"Because YOU ARE a MUSLIM"...
"Just because you're a MUSLIM..."
and then she sped away.....
oyyyyy....this Missy
LOL