Sunday, July 8, 2012

on Sleep Management......

We've all been there...
In that weird cocoon of 'trying to wake up'...
but somehow,,,
unable to do so....
We try so hard to pry our eyes open,,,
in order to get out of this CREEPY slumber we're trapped in...
this nightmarish moment,,,
BUT WE CANT....
And the COURT JESTER is chasing us !!!
With a TORCH !!!
Hes trying to BURN US ALIVE !!!
We can feel the heat behind us.....
And miraculously...
our reality-based, fatigued and swollen legs are SPRINTING !!
like a COLT...
NO !!
like a PUMA !!
We are traveling at such a high frequency and speed....
that the silly court jester is getting our DUST in his face !!!
And he is CHOKING...
(He is a paleontologist, by the way)
Yes,,,
CHOKING and HACKING and PANTING...
And he DROPS the TORCH !!
into a HUGE PUDDLE of LIQUID ROBITUSSIN !!!
I'm telling you............
It seems SO REAL......
And finally......we awaken.....
sweating......crying.......HUNGRY.... ??
Even THIS made us HUNGRY ???!