Don't put all your eggs.....

in that ONE FREAKING basket...
Cuz....
Guess what ??
The basket could BREAK....or TIP OVER...or UNRAVEL.....
and all of those perfectly lain eggs would come toppling out....
SPLAT!!
SCRAMBLED !!
all over the kitchen floor....
And guess what else ???
You would have ONLY yourself to blame...
That's the truth...
WHY, you ask ??
Because you had the absurd notion....
that all your eggs would stay perfectly upright.....
regardless of the winds and rains and inevitable, inclement pitfalls of the day....
NOW.......
Take this very notion......
and apply it to people....
for surely you realize.......
 that projecting ALL of your HOPES and EXPECTATIONS on one person...
one UNASSUMING person.....
will lead ONLY to DISAPPOINTMENT and feelings of being CRUSHED....

This is ALL totally hypothetical, of course!
I'm just sayin'.....