PURE UNADULTERATED MAGIC.......

mercury, thank the heavens, is coming off of its retrograde absurdity.......
crazy crazy things happen when these planets align in such 'retro' fashion........

dishes crack wide open, and wax spills out from underneath them, only then to be found in a pile of congealed, cold
matter beneath said plate, whilst the 'culprit crack' becomes undetectable to the naked eye, almost as if the dish had never allowed the hot liquid to ooooze out from beneath it........very very bizarre
for those of you who have know idea what on earth im talking about, rest assured that this info is too incomprehensible to wonder about for any length of time.......

ladies approach you, asking for help with their love lives......
only seconds later, and i MEAN SECONDS, matchmakers appear at the next table in the restaurant of 'shame'!!!
they hand the damsels in distress their business cards and PROMISE to repair and restore their love lives in full!!!!
I HAVE WITNESSES!!!!
manifestations of pretty much EVERYTHING that comes out of your mouth just keeping on rolling forward.....
to the extent that, in a shamanistic kind of way, you realize very quickly, that your words have incredible and poignant weight.......
hence......youd better watch what you say!!!
weird weird psychically connected minutia is POURING like the syrup from the 'schmaltz' container at IHOP......
im not a hundred percent certain what to make of this, as yet....
i will certainly advise when 'CLARITY' reappears.........
for the moment though.....keep your caps on.......stay verrrry low to the ground!!!
you KNOW that i have your VERY BEST interests in my heart......
love and light to you........
we shall prevail!!!

ABUNDANCE.......my old boyfriend........

hes peaking around the corner,

to see if im still here.......


to see if ill remember him.........


that guy.....named 'abundance'......


we once dated...........


he was top heavy,


over weighted with 'stuff'........


yikes


he looks the same, a bit travel weary......


this cant, after all, have been an easy year for him.......


hes been redefined, abandoned, put away in the summer houses........

he been REFINANCED, FOR GODS SAKE!!


hes had to spread himself very thin, because, in point of fact, even he overstepped that dreaded market place.....


ahhhhhhhh


woulda......couldaaaaaaa


even the great ones........the 'abundance 'family, they have to reexamine their lofty goals as well ........


this will be, for certain, a year of looking 'inward'.......

at ones core value system

is that extra purchase, that trinket, okay to buy, when your distant cousin has lost his leg in Gaza?........

WHAT DO YOU THINK??

so, my old friend, 'abundance', will need to sit inside the closet of the basement of the bank, and wait to come out and visit , like old times........
hes there now, im told, sitting on the fllor of the vault, sipping on cozmos............
itll all be as it should be.......
2009!!!!
yeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

creating 'something' from nothing.........

it seems to me, at this most critical juncture in 'our' collective development, that we have spun webs of distorted silken thread work......

and we have, in doing so, become entangled and paralyzed by the very webs we had aspired to weave.......

spiders.......one and all.........

eighteen legs.......no brain matter........

walking the walk........oh, yes!

but unable really to conceptualize and to capitalize on our own

methodology......

so how on earth will we 'talk the talk'??

can spiders speak??

SPIDER MAN can speak, whilst scaling those walls of outrageous proportion and proposition.......

we must, i say, disentangle these webs, for beyond the convolution, lies the 'pot of gold'.........

im absolutely certain of this, my fellow insects!!

so there you have it........

your marching orders for the day........

march on............TO VICTORY.........

i am, respectfully,

your goddess xrebbetzin

all in a day......

the lows......the highs.....

the ebbs.....

the eggs.......scrambled.......

scrambled days with a side of beef fry!!

turbulance....negotiation.......MORE NEGOTIATION........

the deal is consumated!!!!

its fallen apart........just after lunch........

they have no guts.......

I HAVE TOO MUCH FAITH IN THE MASSES!!!!

can this mania be real???

is the current trending upstream??

are the salmon spawning??

"we shall overcome"...........by god..........overcome we have.......

utterly psychic, connective simpatico........flowing like blood.........

in a sea of reids!!! reading beauty and the beast, whilst sipping on a carmel machiato........

2009 is filled with ups and ups.........escalating....ascending.......

fantastic and critical........up.......up........

like the nazis red balloons...........

where will the cradle fall??

it tolls for you...........

continue sipping, my good fellow........

say your prayers.........

good old cousins will appear just like that!!!!

and your stolen dreams will reignite the child inside of you!!!

i promise........i promise.........

fundamentally yours.........

so things have a bizarre and serendipitous way of happening ..........

'just SO'

unbeknownst to the participants at the time.........

and when we look back at 'said events', we see, for certain, the hand, if you will, of a higher being..

for decidedly, these things cannot have fallen out in the extreme and exquisite order in which they did, were it not for utter divination......

obvious............blatantly obvious........

SO.......it follows that we have all been placed in a design of events.........an anti-happenstance.......

we are puppets for a master pupeteer................

yes, indeed.......

the world, in fact, IS a stage.......

the big question on the table is "why?".....

what ARE we doing here after all????

biding time??

making a difference????

speculative meanderings for the mind.........

cavernous, earthbound stirrings to question the soul.........

are we really just getting through the days, working, childbearing........

ordering salads in diners......???

is our prayer helping our brethren to ward off misfortune and early death in the middle east???

are designer purchases even a consideration at this time?

to what end, my friends??

give me a sign..........

where to focus the prayer......how to manifest it into 'live aid'.......

perhaps we need to 'air drop' bags of rice in some third world location.......in order to win a 'nobel prize' to place upon our marble mantle........

just a sign, 'holy one', of what to do next......

ill adhere to your instructions.........

i await.........

for i am respectfully your........

GODDESS XREBBETZIN

BIG PANTIES!!!!

so ya never really know whats going on beneath the surface!!

for example........one could easily run into a VERY BEAUTIFUL

and GLAMOROUS woman, dressed to the nines.......

but underneath her very distinguished and sexy appearance, she could, in point of fact, be wearing VERY VERY LARGE AND HIDEOUS UNDERWEAR!!!!

she could easily have assumed that NO ONE would actually have opportunity to gander at these briefs, and swimmingly snuggled her derriere into them........

alas.......

SHE FORGOT ABOUT THE APPOINTMENT!!!!!!

HER IMAGE!!!!

WOE IS ME!!!!

she will clearly need to flash her pearly whites at all the men in the room, in order to deflect from the GRANNY PANTIES!!!!

this, of course, is FICTION!!!

this writers just imagining the silly scenario!!!

this DID NOT REALLY HAPPEN!!!

i want to be very clear on that!!

NO HUGE PANTIES EVER REALLY EXISTED!!!!

FRIENDS......MIRRORS.......

it occurs to me...... that a true friend...... a 'thick and thin' friend.......
serves ALWAYS as ones mirror.......
ones own reflection.........
this mirror will walk alongside you, wrapped tightly into your handbag......
this mirror will GLEAM AND GRIMACE at you when youre not having a 'hottie' day.....
and will decidely GUSH all over you when you ARE!!
your pal, the mirror, will show you, on her good days, what life ought to be like in the respectable world.........
and she will be the first to tell you, thru her glistening poetic wax, when youve done her proud!!
your mirror.......she LOVES you........
she REFLECTS your innermost beauty.......your fears......your shortfalls.......
she picks you up when youve fallen........she dusts you off......
she dusts HERSELF off!!!(shes always got your fairy dust all over her!!)
your mirror, girlfriend, is your BEST ATTRIBUTE.......
NO DOUBT.......
for she, in her CANDID and BRUTAL way, gives you the honesty and the repartee that you yearn for...........

BE VERY VERY KIND TO YOUR MIRROR.......
windex her as often as possible........
she glistens and gleams and reflects and ignites ONLY FOR YOU!!!

its pouring oregonians!!!

it takes but one solitary event to change the course of virtually EVERYTHING that will follow...................
a calamatis catastrophe occurs......out of the blue.......
a horrific twist of fate..........darker than the darkest of days........
an event that will shatter ones entire belief system to smithereens.......just by its sheer force...........
and through that very' ebonified vac cum'......that tunnel really......
we see in the distance.......
an ENTIRE WORLD wed forgotten about!!!
and that very world is in place.......just as it had been eons ago.....
but WITHOUT US!!!
the ONLY profound difference is OUR ABSENCE!!!!

WHY???

why were THEY allowed to stay within their cozy comfort zones, whilst i was thrown into the 'den of lions'???

WHY???
IT DOESNT SEEM FAIR AT ALL!!!

oh yes.....so glamorous.......so exciting........

this gal woulda been happy with much, much less acclaim......
REALLY!!!

we think we want the moon..........
when all we really want is 'a moonlight stroll'......

we think we NEED 'mountains of treasures and jewels'........
when all we really need is a single, lone solitaire.......

next time, my friends, you are feeling envious of someones
'celibritas'......guess again!
for all that they would really long to have is YOUR PICKET FENCE!!

CYCLE OF LIFE........

ONE DOOR OPENS......

ANOTHER CLOSES.......

THIS IS THE CYCLE OF LIFE.......THE MOVEMENT.....THE RHYTHM......

IT TAKES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF EXPERIENCE TO REALLY SEE THIS 'REALITY' FOR WHAT IT IS......
SO........
BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS........
DOORWAYS ARE SQUEAKING OPEN AS WE SPEAK.......
DOORWAYS TO MOUNTAINS OF CHOCOLATES AND CAVIAR..........
DOORWAYS TO GREEN , GREEN PASTURES WITH PINK APPLE BLOSSOMS IN ABUNDANCE........
TINY GUATEMALAN MAIDENS WILL BE BAKING APPLE PIES.........UPSIDE DOWN!!!

FEAR NOT!!!

THE FAMINE IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO BEING OVER......
THE DOOR OF 'RECESSION CONTRACTION' IS CLOSING.......
IN ITS WAKE, IT WILL LEAVE PURE AN UNADULTERATED ABUNDANCE.........

BUT WE WONT BE FRIVOLOUS........OH NO!!!!
WE WILL TAKE THOSE GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED STIMULUS CHECKS, AND WE WILL, BY GOD, SAVE THE PEOPLE............NOT OUR OWN FOOLISH , CUT FLOWER FRIVOLITIES..........
GREEN, BABY........
NOT GREEN CASH.........
GREEN HEALING POWER.......

GREEN, PERMISSABLE, SANCTIONED HEALING........
WE WILL STIMULATE THE HEALING ON THIS EARTH, AND DOORS WILL VERITABLY FLYYYYY OPEN.........

GET IT???
MY INSTRUCTION ARE FORTHCOMING........
"OH YES, WE CAN!!!!"

new times for all........

2009, in my humble yet EMPHATIC opinion, will be considerably and irrevocably different from its predecessor.....

the air will be cleaner.......the ozone will be MORE DENSE(we can hope!).....

second hand smoke will be but a distant memory of times gone awry......

liberals will run 'said country'........(ehhh)

carbs will decidedly be put away in the 'latkah closet' with blitzens horns and green gummy bears!.......

they will ONLY, but ONLY, be allowed to come out and play on football sundays!! hero sandwiches and pregame 'pigs in blankets' WILL BE HAD!!!!

recessionary times, from my point of view, will begin to ascend upward.........trend to higher altitudes.......

no nosebleeds for the 'hedgehogs'!!!

i can actually visualize yoga/zen hotels popping up in cool and chic resort areas........

enough with the art of 'opulent persuasion'.......

EARTH, my dears.........

ground yourselves in its warmth.........its steadfastness.......

oil is a venue of the past.........

we will see residue.......debris......of its hold on our wallets...

but only ashes left.........'turbaned ashes of yesteryear'...........

unfortunately, mass transit will continue to emit that black poison into our bloodstreams........

progress happens slowly, my dears........'progress'ively..........

the sun will continue, im pretty sure, to shine its heavenly and magical and potentially cancerous rays upon us.........

platform shoes??......you ask???

im personally HOPING that they will live thick and inappropriately long lives!!!

organized religion??.........TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING !!! SORRYYYYY!!!!

okay........... nuf said.......gotta know when to leave the party!!!

HAPPY AND HEALTHY YEAR, MY LOVES.........

I AM YOUR.........

GODDESSXREB