so ya never really know whats going on beneath the surface!!
for example........one could easily run into a VERY BEAUTIFUL
and GLAMOROUS woman, dressed to the nines.......
but underneath her very distinguished and sexy appearance, she could, in point of fact, be wearing VERY VERY LARGE AND HIDEOUS UNDERWEAR!!!!
she could easily have assumed that NO ONE would actually have opportunity to gander at these briefs, and swimmingly snuggled her derriere into them........
SHE FORGOT ABOUT THE APPOINTMENT!!!!!!
WOE IS ME!!!!
she will clearly need to flash her pearly whites at all the men in the room, in order to deflect from the GRANNY PANTIES!!!!
this, of course, is FICTION!!!
this writers just imagining the silly scenario!!!
this DID NOT REALLY HAPPEN!!!
i want to be very clear on that!!
NO HUGE PANTIES EVER REALLY EXISTED!!!!