its comin up roses!!!

its around the bend!!!!

can you feel it???

one would probably need to' shift ' away from 'retrograding mercury' in order to appropriately FEEL that which is around the bend.....

how do we know when mercury is in retrograde??

I'm guess that's what you're wondering.....(i do love you so!!).....

in any case......

when your computers freaking out......

and your blackberry suddenly is not receiving.....

when people on the street want to KICK YOUR ASS for no apparent reason whatsoever......

from my viewpoint, one can be QUITE certain that MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE......

*note to nay Sayers........

did you know that Abraham, our forefather, was THE FIRST ASTROLOGER????

thought not!!!

in any case, if one can look past the HIGHLIGHTED AND EXTREME minutia.....

for even just a glimmer of a moment......

there is a cacophony of light and red wine and roses waiting JUST AROUND THE BEND.....

i have this on very credible information!!!

stay tuned.......

and the lavender turned to hunter green.......

and mashed potatoes were served at the CARB BUFFET....

without a bun....:)))

and the condiments were screaming at the melting ice in the beer mugs!!!!!'

chaos was abounding......

chaos and strewn paraphernalia...........and butterflies......

BUTTERFLIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

MY GOD!!!   MY GOD!!!!!

like Alfred Hitchcock.....THE BIRDS.......

YUCKY, IN A WAY.......

but not.....i think......

the thoughts and feelings and confusion and drama and multitudes of butterfly pie were CONSPICUOUS....to be sure......

SEXY, DILIGENT 'BUTTERFLY PIE'......

LOCK IT DOWN, AHAB.....

LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!

observe your thoughts.....

"think the right thoughts".....

profound.....

life altering.....

"think the right thoughts".....

that simple piece of 'advice', if you will, can affect the outcome of virtually EVERYTHING.....

he spread the ancient pieces of hide onto the MANGO TABLE.....

and the smoke from the magical incense filled the air with thick, rich poetry.....

and a spirit, dressed in green, passed by in the hallway.....

and miracles continue to manifest, as boys turn to men.....

and poetry lives on in the souls of the brothers seated at the rectory, mango table...... 

"think the right thoughts"

for this moment is EVERYTHING.....

this moment is future and past combined.....

alter this moment's brain waves, and you surely will affect change......  

one can never tell when.....

an 'archangel' will swoop down and change the crimson to pink......

and then, symbiotically, the pink to white.....

with a simple gesture....

miracle makers are lining up, in 'assembly line' type fashion,  if you will,  to FIX that which is broken!!! 

i have this on very good information!!

boldly going where no archangel has gone before....

milk and honey.....

pomegranates.....

indoctrinating 'fertility' of the heart.....

huge....

significant....

'angel' if ied.....

picture the swizzles and twirls of red licorice!!

then try to envision these spiraling, red dervishes PENETRATING your heart chakrah.....

deeply.......irrevocably.....mercillessly.....  

infusion of color.......

light, color, field of energy.......
virtually 'dancing' in rhythm.....
mannerism......
magnetic pull from gravitational hold........
quantum physics meets rainbow sprinkles!!
yes!!!!
that's where i am!!!
sprinkles of fairy dust and coffee granules and ostrich feathers are lining the 'purse strings'
of memory and reason.......
its BEAUTIFUL!!!!
its elementary, really.......
living under a 'tarp' has had its rewards!!!
'tarp a licious'!!!!
lemon zest will prevail, and puppy dogs will run free in the field of BROWN SUGAR CANE.......
to be sure, WATSON!!

court jesters....

.....
the thing about the 'jesters' is that they never really ARRIVE......
they kind of 'jockey' and estimate and gage /////
and yet......and yet.....
they never really move off of their original, albeit secondary!, position.....
so that the hope of 'ascension'....of 'illumination' becomes a kind of lofty and un reasonable
stance......
nonetheless.....
they keep on juggling those balls of FIRE into a tripod formation.....
nobody really ever understands WHY!!!
but we find it somehow 'lightly amusing'.......somewhat vulgar.....
but hey!!
we cannot all be beacons of taste and breeding......after all........
and in the end.....
they are only JESTERS........poor things.....
doomed to a life of juggling and posturing and trying to catch your eye.......
even just for a moment.....
be charitable.......merciful.....
put a quarter into their tin cup, and PRAY FOR THEM.......
lovingly......
my beauties......
BE LOVING........BE LARGE......
GODDESS XREBBETZIN

as seasons ebb and flow..

it seems, perhaps.....that it is not really ABOUT THE SEASON at all......
it is REALLY and TRULY about the EBB AND FLOW.....
the organic rhythms of life's symbiotic concurrence....
manifestations of drumming heard 'from afar'....
yodeling!!!
the sound of the shofar......nearing once again......
to alert us of 'judgement' and such......
in order to contemplate.......to sojourn......to reconcile......
that which appears, certainly, to be 'irreconcilable'.....
lobsters and taxis and purist, white gowns......
to don on the 'atoning' day......
burial in same.....sameness........purification from 'impurity'....as it were...
is the blood of a WOMAN impure?? dirty??
is the blood of a cow, when slaughtered 'mercifully', actually CLEANER THAN THE MONTHLY BLOOD OF A WOMAN???
think about the implications of such hierarchy!!!!
the sages will surely have the answers to these puzzling rules.....
or the greater rabbinic court........
yes!!! yes!!!
we will ask them to rule on our quandary!!!
our 'irreconcilable' quandary......
sages come and go!
but quandary and quagmire and dilemma are MOST certainly a fixture down here......
where we, the searchers of the GOLD, are dwelling.....

question on 'rules of engagement'........

if one participant were to 'DIS ENGAGE' entirely from a 'sparring match'......
would the 'engagement' cease to exist??
reminds me of that old question of
'a tree falling in the woods, but no one around to hear it'.......
does it make a sound???
simply put, if one chooses, in a 'tai chi' esque fashion, to DIS ENGAGE......
does the conflict continue to have PLATFORM??
SIGNIFICANCE???
VERACITY??
or is the one sparring simply a SHADOW BOXER.......
in a deep, encrusted fantasy???
alone......
hmmm.......
thinking......thinking.......
speculating......contemplating.......
stay tuned, good readers!!
wishing you
"PROFUNDITY AND CLARITY AND WITHDRWAL FROM THE NEGATIVE"
.......
GODDESS X.........

dividing and dividing.....

and splitting and splitting......
splitting to infinity.......and beyond........
shocking renditions of choreographed 'minutia'......
beneath ample and supple 800 thread count 'clouds'.......
expensive and LOFTY.....
beneath the storm of wrath.....
the thundering, cracking wrath of a serpent with THREE HEADS!!!!
I'm NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!
morphing..........MORPHING INTO PANCAKES and applesauce.......
metamorphosed, gastronomic etchings......
etched to 'cellular perfection' upon the DNA of 'self'......
precise.......calculable.....
infinity!!!!
the 'surfer' with the golden halo says, "a big one's a co min'........"
"flex those toes hard again that board!!!"
"go THROUGH THE WAVE.........
not around it!!!!"
SURF'S UP!!!!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

pink and green and white........

colors of love and light and splendorous persuasion......
colors of ice cream and puffy blankets and spiraling straws to slurps the 'kid drinks' of yesteryear.....
magnificent silliness.......
incredible lightness of 'Pandora'!!
she opened the treasure chest, and scoops and scoops of yummy truth and profundity came POURING and GUSHING FORTH!!!!
what a day!!!!
what an OCCURRENCE!!!!!!
and beyond and beneath the GALLONS AND PINTS AND MAGNUMS of 'TRUTH' were cascading waterfalls of BLISS.......
YES.......
CASCADING WATERFALLS OF BLISS!!!!
and the horses were sent home without their hormone injections........
and cupid slung that sugar coated arrow DIRECTLY into Pandora's heart chakrah!!!!!
I'm NOT KIDDING!!!
ya had to have been be there, dudes!!!!
a site NOT TO BE BELIEVED!!!!
I LOVE YOU, loyal readers..........

we fear that which appears to be 'unfamiliar'.......

when in actuality, it is that VERY 'FAMILIARITY' that scares us away.......
cycles drone onward.......plundering through the 'blueish white' snow.....
and continuum continues to continue.......
and Chanukah is verrry, verrry far off , indeed, in the future......
and the cows are lining up in the 'barn of SATURDAYS'.....come and gone......
to be slaughtered 'mercifally'......hmmm.....mercifally???
for the 'steaks' are high INDEED!!!
highly priced!!!
and highly irrefutable!!!
and so on.......
Gwendolyn of Yorkshire has been picking in the potato fields, while summer bunnies lavish and scatter and congeal! on the beaches of Sardinia........
we reap that which we sow..........
ya think???
or do we sow wayyyyyyyyy before we reap????
pondering.....pondering.......
1000 bottle of 'light beer' on the wall!!!

the dog with the bone.....

is looking into the water at his reflection, and sees another dog with a bigger, juicier bone....
blah....blah...
we all know this story....
in the end, the pathetic, greedy dog reaches into the water, in an attempt to TAKE THE BIGGER BONE.........
and loses everything.....
I, my friends........
your loyal author......
I AM YOUR 'REFLECTION' in the water!!!
i seem to be the holder of 'the cards'.....
actually in MY CASE, i DO, in fact, HOLD SOME CARDS!!!
nonetheless......
the point that I'm attempting to drive home to you,
en mass,
is that your notion of grass ,perhaps, being GREENER........
is a compromised and compromis ing position to hold onto........
AT BEST.....
no ones grass is perfectly manicured and meticulously positioned AT ALL TIMES,
regardless of the perceptions being put forth......
some have a bushy, tangled MESS of grass, while others have brown spots and puddles,
hither and fro........
some grass is waxed to shiny, categorized perfection.....
the wax then sealing any chance of 'oxygen availability'.......
although Kelly, green tundra seems to be the appearance......
as such......
some local ranchers choose to eliminate the grass in its ENTIRETY!!!
hence eliminating the necessity for fertilization and upkeep........

bags of grain are dropped on third world countries, where the LAST CONCERN is the appearance of the lawn......

one truly never knows the TRUE state of another woman's lawn .....
of another country's lawn!!!

ode to a 'DOG'......

10 % of everything...........

astonishingly simple......
potent advice......
10 % of EVERYTHING.........
who is this crazy super hero????
how did i find him??
does he slide into the neighborhood phone booth, and emerge as
"CAPTAIN EVERYTHING"????
"decide", he says........
"don't look for answers"......
"just decide".......

I'm just beside myself with gratitude and hope, for he has hurled these sentiments, meticulously,
at my 'fuchsia colored' feet!!!!

amazing, miraculous pieces of glitter and smoke and clove and angel wings just APPEAR, if only one will allow them entrance and platform......

and so it goes........

formidable???

or just, plain 'kewwwl'????
these are the questions arising from the crypt on this

auspicious, yet tawdry morning..........

baking the cardinals in a boysenberry souffle???

now That's an idea!!!!

onward, troops...........

pick up your baggage at the carousel of conundrum..........abroad........

yes.........abroad!!!

"a BROAD???".........you say???

be it ever so humble........there's no place like A BROAD????

BROADWAY???

all aboard, ye fine mates!!!!!

mischief awaits your response!!

mischief awaits your 'RESPONSIBLE rePLY!!

silly silly naives.........

boysenberries are being served by the Leopards IN THE POND OF 'SILLINESS'.......

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

on birthdays......

on one's birthday .....one can......

1) jump into a big, fat , chocolate cake!!!! (if so desired !!)

2) jump OUT of a big , fat, chocolate cake!!!!! (if  one is deemed 'desirable'!!!)

3) be a brat for 72 hours!!! (1 day on either side of birthday is recommended and/or allowed)

4) be tickled with pink, glittery  feathers by whomever one so chooses at a time, appointed ONLY by

'authenticated'  birthday girl!!! 

5) be reflective......nostalgic, even....

6) LOVE ONESELF BEYOND MEASURE!!!!!!

and finally......

7) celebrate one's fabulously  orchestrated life!!!!!

SHABBAT SHALOM.....

GODDESS X.........

so so sorry, readers!!!!

what was i thinking???

spewing and spewing those utterly negative and outrageous sentiments.......

hurling them out into the atmosphere!!!!

thank you, dear readers, for your love and comments regarding THAT unctuous, RED BLOG POST!!!

what can one say after all???

its tough to be the' beacon of light' on a  24/7!!! basis....

but i will attempt to ascend to that inspired position!!!

i will ROCK YOUR UNIVERSES , yet again, with profundity and nuance and rhythm!!!!

YES I CAN!!!!

YES I WILL!!!

and further.....

i will search far, far down beneath the surface of external, cemented pavement.....

and i will unearth the alchemical transmutation recipe....

in order to 'conger' and canoodle with 'the divine'........

in order to hear those auto sensory whispers.....

the ones being blown  into my ear by that spirit standing next to me..... 

the one wearing the organza sheath.....

the fuchsia sheath.....

wrapping up in 'cast glamour'........

fuchsia closure of magnetic proportion......

largess of spirit.....draped in pink.......

delightfully whimsical.....

iridescently transformed......

kindred.......

simpatico.....

small things....

irritating , little nuances can really begin to nibble on one's nerve endings......

'magitocious creatures' with nineteen legs, or so, can crawl all over your experience and ebb into concavity.......

thrust ed throughout your very  blood and DNA in entirety.....

or so it seems to feel.....

woe is me!!!!

the creatures are multiplying!!!!

hide the canons!!!!!

bring out the pitchers of 'blood orange' juice.....

they will quench the thirsty, parochial, little mud sucker's habits!!!

and they will be sated into 'cohesion'.....and such....

spilling and swooning and fertilizing the vacuous canal of red, feminine RIVER......

slurping it up.........posthumously.........