inexplicable noteriety......

when you cant walk down the street without being noticed........

when you feel that 'choir guy's' eyes gazing, curiously, upon you in the cozy, wine restaurant......

when shopping for muffins becomes a 'painful' task, cause your hair needs coiffing......

when ENOUGH BECOMES, UNQUESTIONABLY, ENOUGH!!!!

DUDE.......

put the pen and paper to rest!!!!!

get out the mani-pedi set POST HASTE!!!!

and ESCAPE TO VENEZUELA!!!!!

FIND ANOTHER SPOT, 'YANKEE-PIE'!!!!

DON'T LET THOSE 'HOME SKILLIN BISCUITS' GET ALL 'UP IN YOUR BUSINESS'!!!!!

I'm relatively certain about this advice!!!

ADHERE, BROHEEMS!!!!!

convalesce........

contemplate......

ride the wave, free of ridiculous ism!!!!!!

I PROMISE THAT THIS cornucopia of platitude

WILL ADD 'FRUIT' TO THAT LONELY CEREAL......

the scented smoke of the magical incense.......

fills the air with a kind of haze........

a haze of poetry and symmetry and alchemy.....

liquid gold is pouring all around the gorgeous love making.......

the angelic love making......

to be ALIVE!!!

to be free to FEEL the gift of poetic love.......in ALL of its RED, MYSTIC GLORY......

my heart is open......

vulnerable.......

pounding......

veritable celebration pounding!!!!!

like the shamans drum.......

rhythmic......absolute.....

the talmud says......

"a man is NOTHING......."

"and then he is SOMETHING......."

profound.....

simple......

what does this mean?

one can walk on the street, turn a random corner, and in a heartbeat......

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT CAN BE UNALTERABLY CHANGED!!

just like that.......

expect, my friends, the UNEXPECTED.......

wax poetic......

dream in technicolor.......

your wishes and your longing will be right there, waiting for you.......

BELIEVE!!!!!!

HAVE FAITH in a larger deity.......

a 'magnificent answer'......

TURN THE CORNER!!!!

JUST YOU WATCH!!!!!!

love and the single mom.......

when love comes knocking at your door, you have options, girlfriend!!

you can.....

a )hide!!!

b) set up a bowl of berries and champagne....

c) open the door in your silkiest, red negligee.....

d) CARRY THAT BIG, FREAKING STICK FROM YESTERDAY!!

e) all the above???

love shows up......plain and simple.....

nothing you can do really, except GO WITH IT!!

or not!!!

nonetheless......

the rich get richer.....

the bleeding liberals don't begin to get it!!

AGAIN!!!

and the pointillists stopped painting YEARS AGO!!!!!

WOE IS ME......

when love shows up.........

all bets are off!!!!

ruddy pigmentation and hand held 'light' devices!!!

what will they think of next???

the world is growing ebbing and reconnoitering at unfathomable speed!!!

its virtually impossible to keep up with the trend of obsolete ism.......

having said that, I SHALL STAY AHEAD OF THE TREND!!!

my reputation's on the line, for gods sake!!!!

not ONLY WILL I STAY ABOVE THE FRAY.......

BUT THE FRAY WILL 'SHRINK' BACK WITH RESPECT AND REVERENCE for 'MOI'!!!

JUST YOU WAIT, ME COM PADRES......

the appletinis are on the way from the golden bar of Bethlehem.......

waste not!!!!

want not!!!!!

carry a big, freaking stick!!!!!!

calculation of the 'conspicuous'......

there is no gift quite as extreme, as the ability to SEE that which is BOLDLY placed

in front of our faces!!!!

but woe is me!!!!

how we neglect that conspicuous creature, hovering above our heads, as though it were a

helicopter.......

with the raucous noise and twirling dervish effects.......

our VERY HAIR is blowing at speeds of light and chaos!!!!

and yet..........and yet......

we haven't noticed A BLOODY THING!!!!!

explain, humphrey!!!

i dare you to explain!!!!!

and the race is on!!!

and the cougars are waging forward,unscathed.....

for victory is in their sights!!!

plain as day!!

hurray!!!!

be careful what you wish for???

"penny wise???"

show some muscle, HORTENSE!!!

cavalier is as cavalier DOES!!!

residual income??

pyramid schemes???

red velvet cupcakes!!!

YES!!!

RED VELVET CUPCAKES!!!

yup......

red velvet scull caps for boys with nosebleeds, sitting,

crossed legged, atop mount Sinai.....

it doesn't get any better than this!!!!

and gestault is as gestault does.....

and we wax poetic, whilst the 'rainmakers' feed their herds.....

the herds are being FATTENED on 'milk-fed' grain.....

ehhhh.....

not so sure about that dairy situation.....

etched in stone , but flawed for certain!

the cows may get WHOPPING SINUSITIS!!!!

what can you do??

old truisms.......and such.....

and the judgement day has past.....

and the TRUE RAINMAKER! has decided.....

cemented in gospel......

cemented in gospel....

has a ring to it!

a DIAMOND RING!!

the ring has RUNG........

can it be???

ROLEX WATCHES are being given out as party favors by the hooded woman with the basket of jewels!!

this is sooooooo kewwwwwl!!!!!

in a word......

the entire scenario can 'shift' into an unanticipated, newly situated 'reality'....

in the bat of an eyelash.....

that's it, really, friends!!

life is 'foi degrat' .........

peaches and cream........

real bites of green apple amid torrential downpours of rain and sleet......

under 'fashionable', yet broken umbrellas!!!

i cannot stress this enough!!!

when life serves us lemons...........we end up with matzoh balls!!!!!

we are the chosen holders of the umbrellas!!!!!

peppermint sticks go to the gentile children, sitting atop Santa's lap, by gosh.....

and we get MATZOH BALLS!!!

"seems unfair", you say??

ITS NOT!!!!

because from those soup ladles, we pour forth lemonade of magical property!!!!

all a question of perspective, my lovely readers!!!

constitutional conservativism......

......with a twist of lime!

indoctrinated in sublime horticulture.......

flowers and limes and politics......

crabby patty meets Goliath......

finance companies going belly up, as if they were great, white whales..........

bludgeoned by societal indifference.....

OR.......

hammered by the establishment getting 'too involved'.......

out of character.....

get back to the 'feng shui' retreat immediately!!!!!!

waste NOT!!!

for ryan........

it occurs to me.....

that the perception of 'actuality' is never......almost never!.....

that which is indeed 'actual'....

we can go on and on about those imposing and impending 'perceptions'.....

skirting the issues at hand......

which are NOT what our perceptions are,

but rather how and when can we determine to 'shift' our actuality.....

to better that which is deemed 'imperfect'......marred......

we brand our thickly proportionate etchings into the very DNA which has propelled us forward......

OUR DNA....as it were.....

almost as gestalt......

ending up perched on the very pod on which our journey began......

and so on.....