Saturday, October 31, 2009

inexplicable noteriety......

when you cant walk down the street without being noticed........
when you feel that 'choir guy's' eyes gazing, curiously, upon you in the cozy, wine restaurant......
when shopping for muffins becomes a 'painful' task, cause your hair needs coiffing......
when ENOUGH BECOMES, UNQUESTIONABLY, ENOUGH!!!!
DUDE.......
put the pen and paper to rest!!!!!
get out the mani-pedi set POST HASTE!!!!
and ESCAPE TO VENEZUELA!!!!!
FIND ANOTHER SPOT, 'YANKEE-PIE'!!!!
DON'T LET THOSE 'HOME SKILLIN BISCUITS' GET ALL 'UP IN YOUR BUSINESS'!!!!!
I'm relatively certain about this advice!!!
ADHERE, BROHEEMS!!!!!
convalesce........
contemplate......
ride the wave, free of ridiculous ism!!!!!!
I PROMISE THAT THIS cornucopia of platitude
WILL ADD 'FRUIT' TO THAT LONELY CEREAL......