ruddy pigmentation and hand held 'light' devices!!!

what will they think of next???

the world is growing ebbing and reconnoitering at unfathomable speed!!!

its virtually impossible to keep up with the trend of obsolete ism.......

having said that, I SHALL STAY AHEAD OF THE TREND!!!

my reputation's on the line, for gods sake!!!!

not ONLY WILL I STAY ABOVE THE FRAY.......

BUT THE FRAY WILL 'SHRINK' BACK WITH RESPECT AND REVERENCE for 'MOI'!!!

JUST YOU WAIT, ME COM PADRES......

the appletinis are on the way from the golden bar of Bethlehem.......

waste not!!!!

want not!!!!!

carry a big, freaking stick!!!!!!