ahoy, mate !!!

who's that guy in the distance ???
the one with the 'eye patch' and
the random 'bra' wrapped around his waist ???
who's that 'rogue' over yonder, dressed from head to toe in rags ???
his mere 'gait' is proof that masculinity has no bounds ......
ahhhh......
that, my friends, is a MAN...
oh, yes.....
what a man !!
i shall run home to whip up a muti-layered, sponge cake....
just for him.....;)
to delight his very senses with sugar and spice and
 .....uhhhh.....
MATZOH MEAL  ???
well...
this too shall pass....
we will dance beneath the weeping,  willow trees.......
upon the beaches of countrified 'passivity'.....
i will serve up 'fake pasta'.....
made from the finest 'spaghetti squash'......
upon the biggest, silver platter
that i can find among my cadrae of 'following'....
and when all is said and done,

we will bring the mountain to MOSES......
as it has become quite clear that he is NOT
in a hurry to get to US !!
(he has been there and done that !)...

and it will not only be a GOOD SHABBOS,
but it will be a GREAT SHABBOS !!!