Thursday, October 28, 2010

and then there were NONE !!

and the brown cow was just TOO stimulated!!
for Grover HAD MOVED the barn to the other side of town...
and the VIEWS from this barn were MIND BOGGLING !!
even for a COW !!!
and the cow couldn't be bothered with the other,
more 'pedestrian' animals in the dwelling any longer...
after all, THE MILK WAS ""NOT"" FREE !!
and so....
Grover had seen fit to house her in LUXURY and the likes...
interesting to note here that she,
 the brown cow,
was missing 4 of her utters !!
I KNOW !!!!
ewwww, right ???
there had been a cruel farm hand before Grover.....
he had cut them from her !!!
for no apparent reason....
just sliced those suckers off !!!
in an 'utterly' despicable manner !!
and to add insult to injury,
 he had done so in front of all the OTHER, less 'ascended' ANIMALS !!!
she had been HUMILIATED.....
but time heals all wounds...
she would have to continue to squeeze HARDER,
in order to compensate for the lost utters...
but she was certain that she would, yet again,
RISE TO THE OCCASION....
in fact, she'd been SO inspired by the barn views,
that she had recently emitted PURE, CHOCOLATE MILK !!
seriously !!
okay.....
okay.....