she passed by a magician on the street...

and he was pulling 'rabbits' out of his ears...
and lifting peoples wallets out of their pockets....(unbeknownst to them)....
and then, of course, handing them back...
LOL
and he was cutting ladies in half....in those box things...
and you could, literally, see the 2 halves of the women !!
and he was showering hundred dollar bills all over the heads of his audience...
i mean...
THIS GUY WAS UNBELIEVABLE !!!
and so she really HAD TO STOP...
and watch...
and the crowd grew bigger and bigger...
as this crazily talented magician continued to blow people's minds with his prowess...
and then....
 she began hoping that he wouldn't see her...
because as she neared the scene, she realized that she KNEW HIM...
that she had, in fact, DATED HIM in college !!
jeeeeezzz !!!
and here he was....
on the STREET...
performing these INCREDIBLE FEATS !!!
and he had been a mathematics major...she was sure...
he had aspired to become a CPA...
and even though she had loved him...
eventually she had DUMPED him...
because he was BORING !!!!
and now here he was !
this WARLOCK !!!
WHAT ?????