Thursday, February 24, 2011

Missy wore the pants with the diamonds...

So she dolled herself up...
in a way that was FAR beyond usual....(for missy!)
and she made that kind of curly ringlet in her hair with the flat iron...
and she even wore the pants, saved for special occasions,
 with the row of diamonds on the bottom of each leg...
and if she did say so herself....(LOL)
she looked FREAKING SENSATIONAL !!!
And off she went...(in a taxi)
(her NEW car had been hit by a lowly sniper during the night....)
ANNOYING, to say the least !
Nonetheless....the guy had given her the wrong location....
(WAS HE A FLAKE ???)
and the cab driver graciously offered to stay with her........(for no charge!)
It appeared he had a CRUSH....
ewwwwwwwwwww !!
His cab smelled like CUMIN and week old deodorant !
Needless to say,  declined his LURID offer,..,,,
and off she went on foot...
to find her potential PRINCE CHARMING...
It turns out he had given her just SLIGHTLY wrong location information....
But Missy was a resourceful DUCK...
She found it and HIM....
He was waiting at the bar....
STRAPPING...
Handsome...
Rugged..,...
TALL....
with a full head of hair !!
(and no clipped yarmelke !!)
(stay tuned !!!)