Saturday, July 30, 2011

THE NEW ADDICTION

The NEW ADDICTION


The Most Addictive Drug 2011


Truth time, my loves...

The addiction market has taken a major swing from drugs and alcohol

to "SITTING ON FACEBOOK DAY AND NIGHT ALONE !!!"

Researchers are logging into FACEBOOK and TWITTER constantly,

in order to FIND A CURE !!!

What are the LETHAL and/or DANGEROUS side effects of this CRAZINESS, you ask ??

1) LOSING ALL OF YOUR REAL FRIENDS...

2) BECOMING LETHARGIC AND STAGNANT...

3) LIVING IN A FANTASY FISHBOWL, WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING UPON REALITY...

4) VARICOSE VEINS...

5) OBESITY

6) DIVORCE

etc...etc...

Take a good, hard look at yourselves, people...

If you believe yourself to be "Addicted to Facebook", we have established a FACEBOOK HOTLINE...

1 (800) GET REAL....