Sunday, July 31, 2011

On DATING.....So it goes like this....

So it goes like this....

They're either 'pretty hot and ridiculously inappropriate'...
or....
They're 'really nice, not so hot, and there is ABSOLUTELY NO CHEMISTRY'....
or....
They're 'WAY too young, really hot, and WAY TOO YOUNG'...
LOL
or....
uhhh...
or there IS chemistry of a sort, only held at bay...(BY YOU!)
because SOMETHING on their RESUME just doesn't add up...
Could it be their supremely, GOYISH NOSE....
 puggishly tilted upward,,,,,,
just beneath the KIPPAH they've rented for the evening ???
or....
They look GOOD,
 but they can't remotely STRING 2 WORDS together with any grain of intelligence,
and you're LITERALLY FALLING ASLEEP AT THE TABLE !!
or FINALLY....
(worst case scenario)
They are SO HIDEOUSLY UGLY that
you'd literally RATHER WALK HOME IN THE  TORRENTIAL RAIN
 than be seen getting into a CAR with them....
Oyyyy...
What's a girl to do ???