He said / She said.....

And she said...."BLAH BLAH BLAH"
And he said ..."WHATTTT ??!!"
And then she said more..."BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH>>"
And then I said, "Wait a second here!"
"I smell a rat..."
And then she said, "Do you smell a rat??"
And then......I KNEW...
SHE was the rat !!
Yup......SHE, with her "Blah Blah Blah"ing.....
Too many words....
Too much information...
Wayyy too curious...
Wayyy too defensive....
I should've guessed it right away...
Wait  a minute .......I DID guess it right away  !!!
No...I KNEW it right away......
So plans were made...
And ultimately....
The proof will be right there .....in the pudding.....