clandestine, but out in the open !!

they think they've got us ALL fooled !!
them !!
you know the ones...
with their clandestine, policy meetings....
and their choices of attire....
yes, admittedly, they have COME TO POWER....
ON THIS, WE CANNOT ARGUE....
power to govern....power to 'voice'....power to platform
and filibuster......
admittedly...
but WE of the 'right',
'OWN' THE 'RIGHT' to call them to task on
""snafu after snafu""!!!
didn't they attend the class in grad school, where
'decorum' and 'propriety' were taught ???
i'm somewhat certain that they missed that one ....
hence....
the door slamming and 'rabble rousing' !!!
and....
further....
were they there when
'ethics'and 'etiquette' were taught ??
will they miss the TEA PARTY as well ???!!!
how will we teach them anything,
for heaven's sake ???
if they don't, at very least,
ATTEND THE TEA PARTY ????
we are beside ourself with frustration....
and we have a 'right brain' headache...
from banging our heads against the wall !!!!

'divinity' within.....

as we meander along the road of our sojourn....
we are stumped, frequently,
by the pain and unendurable cruelty that others , (seemingly unbeknownst to even themselves),
can inflict....
just with a facial expression....
or a tilt of the head....
or an ever-plastered 'frown' on the face....
just like that....
one can , quite perfunctorily,
LACERATE.....
it is in these precise, and thankfully infrequent,
moments....
that we, 'en masse'....
MUST tap into the 'divinity'
that dwells within our own beings....
DOWN beneath the skin and bone,
directly beneath the 'heart' muscle....
GOD is THERE....
in THAT place....
protecting....
watching....
guarding....
the indefatigable 'SHOMER'....
the ultimate 'watchman'....
and if we can go DIRECTLY to this place of
LOVE and COMPASSION and TOLERANCE....
IF we can !!
(it takes practice!)
if we can tap into this 'ethereal energy'....
BEFORE REACTING....
then....
and ONLY THEN......
will we find ourselves with essentially
NO OPTION,
but to
'LOVE' ....
unconditionally.....without caveat....
heady stuff....
food for extreme contemplation....

hypothetically......

lets say, hypothetically, that you walk into a random, neighborhood drugstore.....
and lets say that there's a really, really hot guy, standing in the toilet paper aisle....
and so in this 'pretend' situation.....
you guys start discussing the significance of 2 ply versus 4 ply....
HYPOTHETICALLY !!
OK ???
OK ???
and then you leave the random drugstore, and go off on your somewhat 'routine' day....
ok...
now....
some months later...
let's say that you run into the 'toilet paper hottie'
again....
randomly....
and you guys decide to have a drink...
cause after all is said and done, he is, in fact,
"the hunk from the drugstore"....
some hours later, to your surprise and delight,
you find yourself kicking up your heels and dancing a jig at the local tavern with SAME GUY !!!
IS IT LOVE ???
IS IT DESTINY ???
or.....
IS IT JUST HUMAN TREVAIL ???
and significant 'happenstance' ???
to be continued......:))

" i had a freakin dream too !!!"

i had a dream that daffodils and oranges were growing in
my kitchen....
and the only way i could get to them was by JUMPING through a hoop made of peppermint !!!
all red and white stripes...
yeah....diagonally situated stripes....
that kind of peppermint !!!~
and when i finally summoned up the courage to make the JUMP, i landed....
head first....
in a swimming pool, filled with chocolate syrup !!!!
and it was THICK AND SLOW,
swimming through the syrup....
but i MADE IT to the other side of the pool....
only to find myself in a forest !!!!
a really dark forest !!!
and i was surrounded by bears and lions and FISH !!!!
i'm NOT making this up !!!
it happened !!!
and get this ....
the bears were wearing PEARLS....
big, deep sea pearls !!!
AROUND THEIR NECKS !!!
interesting to note that bears have VERY THICK NECKS....
so the pearl necklaces were VERY LONG....
AND VALUABLE....
yeah....they were.......
and then i woke up.....
and i was all tangled in the sheets.....
like a pretzel....
but with no salt !!!
and i looked down...
and i was wearing a really, really long,
pearl necklace !!!!
so.....
" i had a freaking dream too !!! "

we will NEVER surrender....

when push comes (distinctly) to shove....
when unibombers are 'all the rage'...
when pizza parlors and hair salons and synagogues and
candy stores are 'sleeping with one eye open'....
we realize that the 'plight' of the people (en masse)....
is a HUGE ONE....a DELIBERATE one..
fraught with implication
and complication
and 'clinical annihilation'....
fraught with the desire,
and even with the aspiration to DO RIGHT.....
TO KEEP OUR HUMANITY FRONT AND CENTER....
but with that humanity comes an
organic kind of frailty...fragility....
so we lose arms and legs and kidneys
on the battlefields
of "DIZENGOFF".....
and to make matters worse,
our 'FEARLESS LEADERS' isolate themselves with
'hackneyed rhetoric'....
isolating ALL OF US from one another.....
betting on and WITH the 'BLOOD THIRSTY cockroaches'...
how can we explain this MESS to the children ????
HOW ???

'HE' has your back......

i have this on very good authority....
all you need do is 'ask'....
HE'll be right there, holding your hand...
cradling your face in his arms.....
FIXing the problems...re inventing the potential...
the potential, by the way,
that was ALWAYS PRESENT....
just somehow, weirldy 'inaccessible'....
AND WHEN 'GRACE' leads you to 'A WINDOW'...
open it quickly !!
firmly !!!
with extreme and abundant faith ....
in yourself....
in 'higher power'.....
open that window. my friends,
and the light of GOD will shine down upon you...
in ways that leave you speechless...breathless....
we are blessed and guarded and nourished...
by the 'great one'.....
never forget these words, my loves...
words to live by....
quite literally so.....
a path will open for you of 'the faith'....
a road to victory and sanctity and virtuosity.....
i promise !!
i promise !!!
your faithfully,
GODDESS XREBBETZIN

so there was a guy on the beach with a SNAKE....

around his neck....
IT WAS WRAPPED around his neck !!!
casually.....PROUDLY...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ???
HAS EVERYBODY GONE completely PSYCHOTIC ???
i'm convinced that they have.....
all the rules and decorum and propriety
seem to have been thrown
out with the bath water !!!
and what's left ??
just the unexpected ness and shock value
and 'mad, mad pie'......
the politics are churning and spiraling in
counter clockwise motion ...
and presidents are SLAMMING DOORS on prime ministers !!!
for GOD's sake !!!
AND THERE ARE SNAKES being worn as necklaces of
honour and bravery.....
we must 'get a grip'...
before all virtue is lost...
before 'clockwise' is unreachable....