BONE OF CONTENTION......

FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRIFIED ONES......
IN YE HOUSE ASIDE THE SHORE......
SHORING UP........
FILLING THE CUPBOARDS WITH INDESTRUCTABLE
MANISCHEVITZ CANS.....

JOHN BIRCHER'ESQUE', AS IT WERE......
HIS PHILOSOPHY ON COMMUNIST TAKEOVERS.....
APPROPRIATING THE EMERGENCY PROVISIONS............

FOR A 'RAINY DAY'........
SAVING UP FOR THE EVERFEARED 'RAINY DAY'......
TODAY WAS A RAINY DAY........
NO CANNED GOODS WERE NEEDED..........
ALTHOUGH THE CUPBOARDS WERE NOT, ADMITTEDLY, BARE.......
YES, I ADMIT TO A PURCHASE OR TWO OF NECESSARY PROVISION.......
ONE MUST KEEP EQUIPPED AND STOCKED HEAVILY IN THE EVENT OF AN ATTACK.....

A VERITABLE 'BOMB SHELTER' OF KOSHER CANNED GOODS!!!!!

LIFE DOES HAVE ITS REWARDS!!!

WE WILL GIVE THANKS!!!!
WE WILL........I SAY........
FOR EVERYTHING WE HAVE........AND FOR THOSE WEVE DODGED........

I SEE THEM OVER THE HORIZON......
THE ARMIES OF STUFFED TURKEYS, MARCHING IN RYTHMIC PRECISION.......

HERE THEY COME!!!!!
WATCH OUT!!!
THEIR WINGS ARE HANGING BY A THREAD!!!
THEY ARE WIG MAKERS......ONE AND ALL!!!!

THE IRONY OF IT!!!

CARVED AND DELECTABLE BIRDS OF YORE.........

GALLOPPING O'ER HILL AND DALE TO SIT UPON A CHECKERED TABLECLOTH, AMID THE STUFFING......