CAN YOU IMAGINE????

A WORLD THAT SMELLS AND LOOKS AND FEELS LIKE STEAK??

PINK, CURLY, WHIP CREAMY SLIPPERS TO SLIDE INTO AT THE END OF THAT SILLY AND COURAGIOUS DAY YOU HAD??

MUFFINS ON THE SOFA??

TOWELS IN THE OVEN???

CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD GONE MAD???
A NEW PRESIDENT ELECT??
PEACE ON EARTH???

GOOD WILLLLL????
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD........
CAN YOU JUST ABOUT IMAGINE????

WHAT IF TOMORROW, YA WOKE UP.....DRAGGED THAT SLEEPY ASS OUTTA BED......
HAD YOUR COFFEE....mmm........THE COFFEE TASTED DIFERENT SOMEHOW.....

IT TASTED LIKE POPCORN!!!
YES.....POPCORN!!!

THAT SHOULDA TIPPED YOU OFF TO THE SUBTLE YET IRREVOCABLE DIFFERENCE IN THE ATMOSPHERE....
BUT NOOOOOO....

PARTIED WAY TOO HARD LAST NIGHT......
NOT REALLY AT THE 'TOP A YO GAME' YET........
ITS ONLY 9 am!!!
jeeezzzz........

AND SO.....
THE SKY IS A RATHER IRONIC SHADE OF KELLY GREEN!!!

THE TAXIS.....(the ones we used to take!! back in the day!!)......THE TAXIS ARE PURPLE!!!!!

WHAT?????
HOW???
WHEN???
BLUMBERG??
SPITZER???

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???

MADNESS!!!!
ANARCHY!!!!

WELL, FOR GODS SAKE, THE BUTCHERS MOVED TO FREAKING SECOND AVENUE!!!!

WOE IS ME!!!!!!

relax......dear readers.......
just speculating.......
go right back to your sunday crossword puzzle.......