Friday, November 14, 2008

WHERES THE RAW CHICKEN????

OH MY!!!!
NEED THE RAW CHICKEN!!!
EMERGENCY CHICKEN BY 4 OCLOCK!!!!
SHABBOS IS AT 415!!!!

BUT WAIT!!!

IF ITS 4,,,,,IT OUGHTTA BE COOKED!!!
HMM......
DILLEMA.....

LAURA HAS HER CHICKEN......
BUT OF COURSE SHE DOES.....
LAURA ALSO HAS HER RAIN GEAR AND HER NAV SYSTEM RIGGED UP!!!

LAURA IS AT THE TOP OF HER VERITABLE GAME!!!
SHE BE PACKIN SOME SERIOUS GAME......

WOULD THAT I COULD HAVE ORGANIZED MYSELF IN SUCH A WAY, SO AS TO HAVE BEEN PREPARED FOR 4 OCLOCK......

BUT ALAS....

I HAVE NO RAIN GEAR......
NO FRIENDS IN THE GARAGE!

WHAT I DO HAVE......READ CAREFULLY.....

ARE LOTS AND LOTS OF BOCA BURGERS AND CANS OF MANISCHEVITZ!!!!

I CAN MAKE IT TOO!!!!
SHABBOS WILL ARRIVE IN ALL ITS GLORY!!!

WE WONT BE 'BLAMING SHABBOS AT ALL!!!
BY GOLLY......
WE'LL BE CELEBRATING!!!!!

SHABBAT SHALOM TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD CHICKEN DINNER!!!

IN HONOUR OF LAURA.........

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