Thursday, April 16, 2009

phenominon.......


to actually be ABLE.... at long last.... to 'bury' those old, decaying, 'bravado

creatures'.......

what a luxury!!!!

we tote cargo around for entire lifetimes.....

it feels as though a gigantic , blue whale were being dragged on our backs.....

strangely, up until this very moment, we knew nothing of its existence!!

we, in point of fact, thought it 'normal'.....

that weight , cracking our shoulder blades in half......

NORMAL!!!

im telling you!!!!


and then a golden haired, doctor lady takes a whack at the whale with her 'textually-correct', polo mallet......

and,,,,,,,

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!


the whales slams its jiggly, blue, gargantuan body off of our shoulders, and into the floor boards......

making a hideous and well deserved hole in her caramel carpeted, receiving room floor!!!!


and we WEEP and WEEP.........


the likes of which we have never known before........

veritable BUCKETS of tears........

enough tears to fill the salt water bowls on the Seder tables in every home in these united states!!!!


IM TELLING YOU!!!!!


and so it goes, dear readers......

baby steps.........whales falling through floorboards......


this is the road map , leading us to the 'promised land'.....

IT HAS GOT TO BE!!!!!


good things come to those who meet up with caramel colored

doctor ladies!!!!


respectfully your......

GODDESS XREBBETZIN