Monday, June 1, 2009

fit for a 'queen'!!!

to really en snare a girl like that, one would need, most certainly, to don his very best pair of Birkenstocks!!!
for clearly, hiking along summery, cottage trails.......looking for four leaf clovers!.....is on the upside of the agenda......
and this very same girl.......
lets call her 'Franny'......
shed bring along her highest pair of platform wedges to carry her judicially and fashionably into the summers eve.......
perhaps the 'man sandals' are a crude and poorly appointed idea!!!
in actuality.......
white, polished Nike sneakers may be a more 'esteemed' segway into her deep heart cavity!!
we speak continuously of 'Franny's' heart cavity......
i, being only your loyal blogger!, dont really know WHY we do so......
what are the secrets of Franny hearts desire???
what fantasy lies in those murky and reddish depths???
will there be plum pudding at the banquet of 'finished situations'??
will they be chanting the blessings of 'thanks' for the 'carbonaceous sweeteries'???
what, do you suppose, is the counterpart of a four leaf clover in Judaism??
a 6 pointed star perhaps??
a boiled and reticent egg??

someone told Franny to 'try the kosher experiment' AGAIN!!!!
SHE, BEING A GOOD, OBEDIENT GIRL, took heed....

the welts and hives and raunchiness RE appeared, for gods sake!!!!!

and the rabbis will bless the plum pudding.......
there will be no UN BLESSED treats on the table of convenience in the supermarket of Franny's
suburban neighborhood!!!!

EVEN I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THIS!!!!