Monday, July 13, 2009

AND THE RACE IS ON......

STALLIONS VERSUS PONIES WITH CLUB FEET!!!!
REALLY.....
TRULY.......
THERE IS NO CONTEST!!
WHAT CAN YOU DO??
IT IS , MOST DECIDEDLY, WHAT IT IS......
NONETHELESS, WE CONTINUE UPON THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUS PREDISPOSITION.....
ACCOUNTABLE.......INDEFATIGABLE......
WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO.....????......
AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE......
THIS IS REALLY JUST ONE BIG, FAT CONTEST OF WILL, DETERMINATION, AND STYLE......
THEY DON'T HAVE IT!!!!
WE DO!!!!

'PITY THEM', YOU SAY???
HOW CAN WE PITY SUCH SILLY MORPHS OF DOUGH AND SINEW AND PONTIFICATION?????
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIRD WORLD 'suburbs' STARVING!!!!!
FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!
THE SUVs ARE 3 OR 4 YEARS OLD!!!!
AND THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO REPLACE THEM!!!!
HONESTLY, BROTHERS!!!
PRIORITIZE!!!!
DON THOSE VELVET SKULL CAPS......the ones with the curly sideburns attached!!!
AND SAVE THE SUBURBAN CHILDREN FROM VEGANACIOUS DILEMMA!!!!!
TRUST WHAT I'M TELLING YOU, BROTHERS!!!
THY WILL CAN CAST REEL UPON REEL OF SUNLIGHT INTO THE CANISTER OF FILM......
HASTE DOES MOST CERTAINLY NOT MAKE WASTE!!!!!
AND SO IT GOES......AFTER ALL........