thanksgiving tradition by the shore.....(for jews)......

feed the turkeys!!
rustle up those feathers!!
ready the shochet!!!
we are packing up the stuffing and zucchinis and POTATO KUGEL........
(what can i say?)
a Jew is a Jew is a Jew!!!
and we are headed to the house by the shore to 'gobble up' the treats and tricks of friendship beyond measure......
i guess where the gentiles may serve up those 'eggnog-a- licious', preholiday martinis......
we are substituting POTATO KUGEL!!!
damn straight!!!
its NOT OUR SEXIEST SIDE......
but make no mistake, tonto......
there's NOTHING like grandma's kugel to rekindle memories of pilgrims and john smith and such !!
and we will bench!!!!
ahhhhh........yes!!!!
we will bench!!!!
and give thanks and stuff the stockings with fabric softener.......
(cause we don't do those either!!)
its a different twist......
no doubt......
but its OUR TWIST!!!
a twist of lemon and sugar and fried apple pie........
we LOVE thanksgiving by the shore!!!!!
and it LOVES US!!!!