and when enough truly becomes enough........

and when the bells are chiming in st peters square for no apparent reason or rhyme,
we can begin to 'unharness' the shackles of dogma and rhetoric,
in order to move past the 'fantasy' of past......
in order to eradicate the 'actuality' of present really......
and so......
as with everything cumbersome,
the freedom of the weight being lifted from our shoulders
may feel strange and unsettling.....
as if......
a sudden chill had cut through the air......
sharp and crisp......
however.......
the 'lioness' continues to defend her cubs......
regardless of their persuasions......
regardless.....
hence.......
'the big picture'.....
in high def.......
and so on.............

spring flowers are showing up way too early in my house!!!

everywhere i look, theres a Lil ol doodad,
snafooing its way through the soil and sweat........
sprouting up YELLOW !!!!
a gift from god.....
a gift of color and sustenance and esoterica......
everywhere i walk......
lavender water is sending its pungent and aromatic 'signals'
back and forth.......
through the tunnel of 'Alice's' gone by......
shame on the man who attempts to 'snuff out' the creations of wonder and earth surrounding and permeating our stratosphere.......
shame on him for buying those plastic, nonbiodegradable
devices for his children.......
why not wood???
i ask you!!
why not wood and earth and clay and all things 'organic'???
the children have no way of 'knowing'......
unless the fathers lead them forward to 'save the earth'....
and so......
the daffodils are smiling at me this morning,
assuring me that all is 'redundantly gestalt'!......
'cyclical' as the wedding ring itself.......
gorgeousness is as gorgeousness does.......
lovingly,
goddess x.......

opportunities await .........

and as the bipartisan politics melt into a barrel of misappropriated conundrum.......
so do the 'bleeding hearts' receive bandages, so as to assuage the pain and close off the open wounds of days gone askew.......
of 'organ donors' waiting to die.....
in order to save a 'Democrat'.....
and the opportunities for such miraculous injection are flying by.........
right across your 'open path'......
all you really need do is PAY ATTENTION.....
and yet.......
casualties occur.....
and we continue to serve up 'matzoh ball soup',
in order to cure the soul....
in order to 'honour' the legacy....

one nation........

qualified and quantified by its own material persuasion.....
in a karmic desert.....
rodents under foot, as if the world had ended.....
just after the visit to GUCCI..........
god forbid !!!
the end had come BEFORE the shopping spree......
chopped salad for all, with a hint of arsenic........to flavor......
and yet.......
in some abstract fashion, the nation haD seen the light of redemption
in vivid technicolor, nonetheless.......
and so we can learn, in the bereft aftermath of situations gone astray,
that LOVING GOD is EVERYTHING......
that the layers of silicone and auburn facility take NO prisoners on high....
to be sure......
inevitable.......
take out your wallet, and put EVERYTHING ON RED.......

i wish i were a cabbage.....

i could be shredded and beheaded......
fried up with collard greens and such.....
i could be the 'slaw' on top of that big ol turkey sandwich even !!
don't doubt my 'cleansing' and 'clearing' abilities......
for they are mighty......
and let me mention here that the MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN......
but NOT YOUR LOYAL CABBAGE........
cling to me when I'm your cabbage pie,
and roll me up and stuff me when the new year comes down the pike of calendars lost......
i wish......i wish to be YOUR CABBAGE.....
with lips open.........and layers of mystery to boot !!!
cherish me BIG , you silly man !!

it is with undiluted 'love'.....

that we can manifest and resolve even the most heinous of extremes......
pure love and light and 'that hackneyed, old 'unconditional acceptance' of SELF......
will open the flood Gates of yesteryear......
and the debris will biodegrade unto itself.......organically......
partisan politics aside, the human spirit will rise up to meet its most foreboding of challenges....
and by and large, it will kick the challenges to the curb, as we set off to 'merit orium'........
and as the last of our 'schism' has been expunged, so will our hearts melt
and eventualize into the same, red pool of liquid at our feet......
and so it goes......

theres an 'elephant' in central park......

there has arisen a kind of 'indignation'
among culturally diverse peoples here in new york........
it is as though there is an elephant roaming free in central park,
but no one is allowed to verify its existence......
insidious, to be sure......
there seem to be walls of hatred and 'righteous indignation'
popping up throughout the area........
one would have surmised that putting a person 'of color'
into the position of power would have eradicated this kind of 'syndrome' in its entirety......
but AU CONTRAIRE, my friends.......
the polar opposite has occured........
its a shame really........
here i am !!
MENTIONING THE ELEPHANT !!

on the way to grandma's house......

as we skedaddle up the highway to see grandma......
we are struck by the magnificence and color of 'creative energy'......
green and grey to be sure, spiked with amber......
spiked with amber fluid.......galvanizing elixir.......
and yet......
the cornucopia of 'all things bountiful' is tipped.......
askew......
having noted that, we conjure, preliminarily, the energetic consume to
warm the shackles of regions 'south'.......
and once this ' magical broth' has provided us with appropriate protection,
intuitive power, etc......
at that point, we may choose to dabble into the 'conspicuous'......
we MAY.......
NOT SURE YET !
and so on.......

'boiled conundrum'........

in this world of 'partisan' politics, renewable energy, cars the size of milk cartons, and pearly, white teeth at a click ........
we find ourselves,albeit potentially, bereft of a certain, 'grass roots' kind of 'spiritualism'........
lost in a sea of devices and opinions and portals and inject ables and nitrates to be sure!!
lost in a sea of 'donkeys' who are swimming to shore to save their lives,
and of fish who are drowning in organic waters......
the conundrum is heightened and platformed as a 'jockey position',
from which each creature can SCREAM ABOUT THE MERITS OF HIS POSITION.........
in a free style forum........
YUCK !!!!
the sheer vulgarity of such an 'opinion opus' !!!
YUCK !!!!

'spinally yours'........

as it were........
our spine is the epicenter of all things REAL and POTENT........
in deference to that, we pay tribute to the 'EINSTEIN' of spines.......
DR ISAAC LICHY........
he will reboot your back, kick your ass, and starve you silly !!!!
and you'll find yourself coming back for more !!!!
it's crazy, but its true !!!
the guy CAN bend you up like a pretzel, electronically SHOCK YOU,
stretch you like you're on an 18th century RACK,
being punished for a hideous crime......
but those magical hands know how to heal......
AND HEAL THEY DO........

dr isaac lichy
drlichy@nyback.com
212 534 5656

is it, after all, a 'man's world' ??

when all is said and done.....
when women have had their far reaching 'SAY'........
is it still, in the end of the day, a world that caters and idolizes and panders to men ??
and what of the strong, independent woman ??
is she a 'fantasy' ?
an idealized version of some cut-out picture in a 1990's magazine??
where does the 'formidable', yet feminine woman in today's world, find her place ??
CERTAINLY NOT behind a 'servile' desk !!!
oh no !!!
is brazen, artistic persuasion akin to 'inappropriate ness' ???
would that these specifics could be answerable.......
these questions haunt us......they do !!
where is that platform, upon which a woman can be HERSELF, yet play the bureaucratic
game of 'LIFE'??
and how far can these specifics go, with regard to behavior, decorum, and brutality ??
serious issues to dissect.......to quantify and qualify.......
canoodling.........
yes, i am ......

underneath the bedsheets........

in that place where you can curl up and 'be yourself'........
wayyyyyyy down beneath the covers........
there lives, unbeknownst to most,
a little 'fairy'......
an ultraviolet 'fairy'..........
with transmutational powers......
so when you feel those prickly, jabs at your feet and tummy,
its really the 'little, glowing entity' in your bed,
transmuting any negative energy into positive influence.....
and so on........
magical things are taking place as you sleep !!
alchemical type things........
'alchemizing' your heart....and such.........

and my friends, once you have this tidbit of 'life altering' information,
keep it 'entre nous'........
we don't want the 'mischief devils' making 'devilled eggs' out of it,
for goodness sake !!!!

and when you wake up feeling as if you've been sprinkled with 'love dust'........
a tad of gratitude may be in order......(without the corny or posthumous implications!)

and so on......

GODDESS X, 'my loves'..........

victimization as 'sport'........

why do we victimize the 'messengers", after all ??
is it possible to throw away the 'lemonade' in entirety........
and make 'whipped cream' out of lemons ??
what of the 'shape shift' ??
can we morph our own 'judgements, beliefs, persuasions'.....into puffy, white gorgeousness ??
to what end ??
and then !!........
take the 'gorgeousness' and shift it into obsequious 'excellence' !!!
wow !!!!
wow !!!!
imagine a world filled with servile, obsequious 'excellence' !!!
so then the 'victimization' of 'lemons' (and such) ceases to exist in this cacophonous sea of
billowy 'white ness'......
hmmm.....
that's a vision........
recipe for peace.......or so it seems......

"unconditional acceptance"........

the fair haired woman sat, without judgement, as per usual......
and she said, looking directly at me....
"Try to understand the concept of 'unconditional acceptance'....."
to which i responded, with more than a hint of sarcasm,
"Who am i ??? the freaking Dalai Lama????"
i crack my self up!!
but the words resonated with me for hours afterward.....
'unconditional acceptance'......
wow !!
that would entail actually unloading
ALL of the judgment and rage and 'shock value'......
I'd become a 'tree hugger' !!!
after all....
right ??
or one of those 'stoners' who think every things just 'trippy',,,,,
i actually found myself explaining to her that "Jews are taught from inside the womb to JUDGE !"
that's what we do !!
right ??
am i right ??
so i have to now consider literally
'rejiggering' and 'reconnoitering' EVERYTHING in my DNA !!!!
and to what end ???
for gods sake !!
i guess........mmm......
if I'm to take this assignment seriously......
I'll need to drop judgment as to the OUTCOME as well !!!
OY VEY,,,,,,,,,

in the land of vulgarity.......

a young girl awaits the gifts that lie under the 'Chanukah' bush' of her life.........

will there be designer boots filled with latkahs<<
what about those little, peppermint candies?

the ones that the gentile children carry around in winter time???

are they under 'rabbinical supervision'??

will her parents have the 'foresight' for such a luxurious and 'edgy' treat??........
or just simply the lack of 'foreskin'!!

mommy carries a GIGANTIC Louis vuitton bag around,
filling it with kosher treats and 'derm-inject ables'.........
for extreme times of need........

puzzling things to ponder for the little girl in the denim skirt and 'uggs'........

'simi is as simi does'.......(repeat publication as per request!)

there's a very special woman named 'simi' on the avenue by the park.......
she seems to have literally fallen from the heavens.......
a halo of 'hope' and light above her head......
she will whip you into shape on a multitude of levels....
the likes of which you cannot even fathom as yet.....
she will cast her magic wand, and sparks will fly as she melts your excesses away.......
far, far away........
you will emerge 'rejuvenated'.......'renovated'.......'hydrated'.....'punctuated'....'scintilated'.........
WASTE NOT , ladies fair !!!
EVERYTHING is doable !!!
don't doubt me on this !!!!


in honour of 'simi'.......
www.americanlaser.com
salakija@alcpartner.com
212 249 1854
871 fifth ave
Manhattan

and with decorum and edge.......

they climbed the mountain of 'social aristocracy'.......
in order to possibly 'rub noses' with the elite few who actually had the impossible fortune of DWELLING there.....
in the heights.......
among the clouds even !!
and as they clawed and scraped their poor, chafed knuckles against the rough stone and rubble along their pathway,
they began to bleed........
and bleed they did !!
veritable BUCKETS of blood and guts and unfulfilled wishes........
red and gold and BLACK......... and BLACK.........

and you can just forget about their manicures !!
the ones which they had painstakingly procured only the day before,
in anticipation of the journey to the 'goldena medina'........
the beautiful, albeit a tad 'tacky', RED NAILS........
were chipped and torn beyond recognition........
and their new shoes........their shabbos shoes.......
were scratched and torn and virtually render able 'worthless'......

nonetheless........they continued on.......
in the hopes that tomorrow would be significantly better than yesterday had been......

but here's the thing about wanting something better.........
you stand the chance of losing the thing that you already have !!
and lo and behold, you might not have had it so bad after all!!!!

but seriously, friends, who am i to judge??

and so it goes.......

begin anew.......

its that day, my loves......
its that 'precipice' day.......
teetering upon the edge of 'greatness'........
of grand scale 'greatness'........
ACTUALLY, no longer teetering........
however, intrinsically necessitated by last years 'teeter TOTTER' ish folly........
the 'entrance day' is upon us......
in all of its frigid (cold!) splendor.....
can frigidity be splendid???
i am surely NOT the one to answer that!!
in any case, we look ahead as icicles fall on the heads
of pedestrians with nose rings and such.......
and we gaze upward, in yogic fashion, as the opportunity to re invent poses atop the
'tree of knowledge'.......
which way will the bell toll>>>

superfluous and ABSOLUTELY necessary........

do NOT make the profound mistake of letting
the notion of 'things superfluous' stand in the way of allowing
extraneous 'matter' to enter into your 'field of consciousness'.......
for it is in this very place........
the place of 'luxuriating abundance'.......
that you can allow yourself the privilege of 'leaving the drone of the routine' behind........
even if only for a millisecond.......
and once you extricate yourself from this drudgery or even 'predictability'....
once you open the door for 'Mr Leprechaun' to enter the room.....
well !!!
i cant even begin to describe the MAGIC and WONDER and
'FANTAST IF ICATION' !!!
that happens next!!!
allowing the unknown to begin its sojourn into our lives
is a recipe for success and fantasy to be sure.....
AND MY DEARS, WITHOUT SUCCESS AND FANTASY.......
we are merely robots, paralyzed in routine and efficacy........