faced with the ridiculous actuality of being
"TOO SOUGHT AFTER",
what is a girl to do ???
they are standing in line,
in the pouring rain...
with those silly, yellow slickers on.....
waiting, apparently, to give it their 'best shot'....
what is it that they see when the look at ME ??
i just dont get it !!!
admittedly, i have GOOD HAIR,,,,HYPNOTIC EYES,,,,,
CURVES,,,,AND NERVE OF STEEL....
ok...ok....
i hear that....
but im a dangerous woman to 'saddle up' with....
because ill pick your brain and fill your fridge with protein......
and drag you to social predicament after predicament....
and i will show no mercy when you drive TOO SLOWLY.....
when your grammar is less than correct...
when your hair is not 'up to snuff'....
BUT I'M WORTH IT, COWBOY !!!
so get out your lasso, and rope me in !!!
if you can....:)
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