and as mercury continues to 'pummel' us into submission.....

with its annoying and flagrant 'retrogation'....
we continue to blunder documents
and lose birth certificates
and miss text messages,
etc....
YES, my loves...
BELIEVE IT....
when the planetary alignment is 'off',
there is really NO TELLING what will happen next....
it would be beneficial to have
'astrological insurance',
set in place,
with regard to these 'peculiar ' aspects....

for example...

if your brand new dishwasher suddenly
breaks down,
and you find that you've innocently
left your wallet at home,
and your computer is running very, very slowly.....
if you cannot find your 'other shoe',
and your kid is left waiting
at school for his ride home...
and your mascara, mysteriously,
dries up overnight.....
if you miss your most important interview,
because it was marked in your calendar
for the 'wrong' day....

you can be CERTAIN.....
AND I DO MEAN CERTAIN....
that
MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE..

trust me on this one !!