he hadnt stopped to think....

he had jumped,
 head first,
into a pool of COLD, BLUE JELLO.....
and landed  directly on his NOSE.....
HARD !!

and blood was pouring everywhere.......
infecting the gelatinous mass with its redness.......
and creating veritable buckets of oozing, dark slime......

so in essence.....
he was UPSIDE DOWN,
encased in slime.....:}}

needless to say, things had not gone as planned for him.....

the JUMP was purported to have made him a STAR ....
and it would have ........
were they looking for a sleazy, bloody guy....
with a totally flattened nose .......:}}
covered in blue jello.......

CRYING !!!!

as per usual, this chump had miscalculated.....
and ruined yet ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY at the brass ring....

so he left for home.....
self deprecating........
disgusted really.....
with the knowledge welling up inside of him......
that he was NOTHING......
but a LOSER.....
a FAILURE...
his greed and lack of finesse had ultimately RUINED HIM.....

the paparazzi were waiting there, however.....
by the entrance to THE garage....
waiting to record the images of the unfortunate bloke,
yet again,
 in his extraordinary "tomfoolery"...

what would their captions read ??
how could they make this pathetic display newsworthy ??
(their bosses ALWAYS insisted upon 'featuring him'....)

BUT WHY ???

goodness !!!

as they poked around ,
feverishly,
 in their
 'bags of  'REPORTING' tricks',
they realized.....
to their horror.....
that they were running low on
 'TOOLS OF SENSATIONALISM' !!!