Missy steps out of the cab,
suddenly realizing,
to her horror....
that she has left her BLACKBERRY in the
"ACCIDENT TAXI" !!!
oh, no !!!!!!
what to do now ??
and as she's crossing park avenue,
walking toward the therapist's building,
the packet of papers in her hands spills out....
and goes flying all across the sidewalk....
AND IT IS SO HOT OUT !!!!!
did i mention that already ???
:}}
she picks up the papers.....
crosses over to the park avenue building.....
and asks the doorman to direct her to the 'therapist's office'.......
the doorman says, in a somewhat obnoxious tone......
"WE HAVE MANY THERAPISTS, MADAM...."
"what is the therapist's name ?"
Missy, somewhat embarrassed,
says that she hadn't taken note of the name....
but that ....
if they put their heads together,
she is CERTAIN that they can find the therapist in question....
how complicated can it be, after all ??
the doorman starts lamenting about his job....
telling her that he will be FIRED if he bothers the
"PLETHORA"
OF THERAPISTS
in the building !!
but Missy being "Missy".......:}}
convinces him to knock quietly on each and every door ....
in the hopes that the phantom therapist will APPEAR.....
they come to a door in the back of the building.....
the doorman 'rat-a-tat-tats' delicately on the door......
a verrrrrrrrrrrry old man opens the door......
I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW OLD THIS MAN WAS !!!!
cobwebs were HANGING from his ears !!!!!
HE IS INCENSED AT THE INTRUSION !!!
Missy RUNS OUT OF THE BUILDING.....
telling the doorman that the people are old and freaky there !!!
and that she must leave immediately !!!!
she goes home, deflated and disparaged from the
ABSURD WASTE OF TIME AND MONEYof the long, aggravating day.....
only to find a message on her land line.....
from the therapist, asking
WHERE SHE IS ??.....
Missy calls the therapist and apologizes profusely,
only to be met by a
VERY INSULTED PERSON ON THE PHONE....
asking,
"WHY THE HELL
MISSY DOESN'T THINK THE BUILDING
IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER ???
and enumerating the long list of celebrities and socialites
who, in fact, live in and frequent the building !!!
Missy calmly asks the 'crazed' and 'severely insecure' doctor on the line,
whether BULLYING and SCREAMING at her prospective patients
is really worthwhile....
clearly there would be no future appointment ......
the therapist is LIVID !!!!!
Missy promptly hangs up the phone.......
some days it's just NOT worth it.......
