Wednesday, August 4, 2010

so the taxi driver....

is staring and flirting with 'missy'....
asking personal questions, etc.....
and Missy asks him to please focus on the driving.....
and he mumbles something about Pakistan
 UNDER HIS BREATH.....
at which point, Missy's ears perk up......
and she asks him  if he's Muslim....
and he replies, 'yes'....
and she asks him what he thinks of the 'situation' at hand ....
and he asks her, 'WHAT SITUATION?'
she then, unabashedly, asks him how he feels about SEPTEMBER 11th....
he responds,
"ohhh, pllleease....."
"everyone knows that it was a big joke !"
and Missy says, "huh???"
and he goes on to tell her that
 there are NO TERRORISTS within the nation of Islam.....
and that its a peaceful nation.....blah blah blah......
and that it all began because
"JEWS ARE SO RICH"....(quote)
(word for word!)
and then he asks Missy whether he can 'take a picture of her'.....
and Missy responds.....
"put down the fuck in camera NOW !!!"
"and kindly shut up,
or i will call 911 THIS MINUTE,
and i will tell them that you are knowledgeable as to what
REALLY HAPPENED ON SEPTEMBER 11th....
AND THEY WILL ARREST YOU AND DEPORT YOU !!!...."
the rest of the ride was uneventful...
you gotta love that Missy !!