dudes !!!! i totally forgot to tell you that MISSY went SPEED DATING !!!!

its true !!!
she saw this ad for a speed dating party on the Internet....
it said that there are 30 dates, and each of them is 8 minutes....
and she thought, "what the heck !!"
"its not like I'm gonna run into somebody i know !
RIGHT ??  AM I RIGHT ???"
so she got all dressed up in puff and tulle and jewels and the works !!
and she looked, if i do say so myself, (LOLOL)
pretty freaking good !!
she climbed into the hummer....
and drove to china town....
the party was held at a downtown club.....
she parked RIGHT IN FRONT (even though there was a fire hydrant !)
***this was insurance, in the event she would need to make a SPEEDY EXIT !
LOLOL
while she was sitting in the car, debating whether this kind of thing was
" SIMPLY BENEATH HER"....
2 short, seemingly "Pakistani" guys ran out of the club and directly to the hummer.....
they motioned to her to open the window.....
and they said, in tandem,
"YOU are coming HERE ???"
"WOW !!!!"
Missy, being nothing if not a bit egotistical,
actually found some perverse pleasure in the fact that she had lined up 2,
count'm
" 2 " loyal worshippers
who would  stand by her side, if push came to shove..
LOLOL
and so , she entered the club with the 2 guys in tow.....
EVERYTHING WAS RED VELVET !!!
it looked like a freaking BROTHEL !!!
but there was something comical about the scene....
STAY TUNED< BROHEiMS>>>>>>>>>>>