Monday, October 11, 2010

have you ever had that crazy feeling...

that something is about to burst wide open ??
and I'm NOT talking about a zit !!!(eww, sorry!)
I'm talking about energetic field....
about life altering, all consuming karmic actuality !!!
and if......
and this is a big IF.....
 you've been a model citizen....
a good friend...
a loyal lover.....
a conscientious parent.....
if these necessary characteristics have been achieved......
then, BABY, YOU GOT NUTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT !!!
that burst of your METAPHYSICAL BALLOON.....
will happen at a moments notice......
as if a 'pinata' had just been cracked !!
dropping all sorts of toys and gifts and flowers and chocolates....
upon your head !!!
CASCADING around you....
as liquid gold...
imagine !
but.......
if you've been "less than stellar"....
OK...
the zit thing applies here...(sorry again!)
it might ooze blood and slime like an unctuous BOIL...
covering you in germs and infections and other peoples' guts
 and whatnot....
so......
my message ???
I CAN"T THINK OF ONE !!
haha !!!