Wednesday, January 12, 2011

there's simply not enough room...(my attempt at a metaphor...)

for both of us...
that's it !
plain and simple !
two gigantic egos in the same space just cannot coexist...
it doesn't work....
picture this...
you have a box with unmovable sides...
and you have two pink, undulating,
 gelatinous forms which you've stuffed into the box...
and they are squishing and squashing to stay in, but bubbling up in different places...
because the gel and guts inside them simply don't FIT!
now picture two women...
both very attractive, both on top of their games....both divorced..
pushed and shoved into one box.....where random thighs and breasts are bursting out of the arena in which they've been placed...
AM I MAKING SENSES?
the solution is either to 1)separate them!
or 2)get a bigger box !
there you go.....my pearls of  metaphoric wisdom on this snowy morning....