Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Caught in a web of Minutia and GENERAL BRICKETY-BRACK...

In Yiddish they call it "NARISHKEIT"....
In Hebrew they call it "SHTUYOT"...
All in all...
It's the ABSURDLY MINDLESS level of insignificant HOO HAA that  both
LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY
CONTROLS your day to day life!
Silly, little, green and red creatures
 who continue to
STAND IN YOUR WAY...
(thumbing their noses!)
in the most sublime...
or seemingly INNOCUOUS of situations....
AT THE BANK !!!
AT THE POST OFFICE !
In the SUPERMARKET!
IN TRAFFIC !
ONLINE !
At the Doctor's office...
In the Pharmacy....
Need I go on ??
I will remind you.,yet again,
of the MICHAEL DOUGLAS movie where he SHOOTS the
clerk at McDonalds for having run out of CHEESE for his BURGER !!
We must practice ENORMOUS amounts of PATIENCE...
Yiddish...ZITZ FLEISH....
Hebrew...SAVLANUT....
in order to FEEL ascended and calm....
Do you suppose that the DALI LAMA speaks Yiddish ???
Is it possible that the McDonalds clerk was shot for working in an UNKOSHER establishment ???
What if it had been a HALAL stand ???
Limitless questions for your esteemed perusal and contemplative query...