Tuesday, June 14, 2011

We were all SO BUSY...

and poor Mrs. Platypus was ALONE...
laying her eggs.....
ALONE !
in the covetted , Australian Gardens of the WHITE HOUSE...
WE...
(the BUSY ones)
were dining with President and Mrs. Obama...
It is interesting to note here...
that Michelle Obama and Ruthie Platypus were VERY, VERY CLOSE at one time...
But the POSITION of FIRST LADY had CLEARLY..
gone to Michelle's head....
To add insult to injury...
they were serving STEAMED, PLATYPUS EGGS !!
Michelle had hurt Ruthie in a way that
ALL the therapy in the world...
could NOT heal...
(although Michelle had offered GRACIOUSLY to bill it to the WHITE HOUSE)...
Was the PRESIDENT aware
of the sharp, caustic way in which his FIRST LADY
 was treating RUTHIE PLATYPUS ??
Nope!
Me thinks not....
He left the luncheon early...
in order to get in 18 holes of GOLF...
before declaring WAR on ISRAEL....
Just another day in the WHITE HOUSE...