Wednesday, December 3, 2008

CREDIT CRRRRRRUNCHHHHHHHHH

are we sitting amidst a recession???

YA THINK??

a depression??

an ass-backward capitalist melodrama???

is american express literally BEGGING for payments??

are there more appealing bargains in the 'back room' at llohmans than on the trading floor of the dreaded 'marketplace'?

did the shorts squeeze that freaking toothpaste soooo hard , that our teeth are rotting as a result??

those tomatoes.........you know the ones.........the ones in the pretty, clear container...........the ones with the stems........

(the expensive ones!!)

are they on sale??

because of a shelf-life situation??

the man in the turban is giving tomatoes away on the corner??

hmmm........

should we take a leap and try them???

israeli salad for all??

questions to ponder VERRRRY CAREFULLY............