Thursday, December 18, 2008

hot guy in a mini cooper.........


whats up with those 'user-friendly', eco....green.......planet-friendly......CARS???
i know........i know......
im the woman who told you not to overuse paper......to save a tree......
I KNOW......I KNOW.......

BUT CMON........
seriously, dudes, a 6'3" stud in a MINI COOPER is just NOT COOL......

PERIOD........

i just cant.......i WONT and i CANT!!!!

no matter HOW HOT the guy is!!!!


its an OXYMORON!!!!


some things have just got to retain their 'studliness'.....

non-negotiably so..........


the world turns on its axis......things evolve, deteriorate, biodegrade........

but no matter how fast and furiously they move......

our basic, intrinsic, belief system........

that unwavering 'call to battle'........

its GOT to retain its cementedness........

thats all......


for without our 'givens' being 'nonvariable', we can depend on NOTHING!!

and that shit aint cool......
so lets bag the little, 'dork mobiles'.........
let the parisians claim that prize!!
ill take my hummer.......HANDS DOWN!!
dont sweat this topic........IM REALLY PRETTY TIGHTLY LOCKED INTO THIS POSITION!!!
well argue other dogma..........
thats a promise!!
nite nite, my sweets........
big kiss..........