PASSOVER PIRATES !!!!

life can turn 'on a dime'....
leaving you 'shell shocked'....
be on close guard at all times....
for snakes and 'laughing hyenas'......
they have been known to jump out of the 'brush'...
and start pulling your hair and kicking your shins and
taking your cash !!!!
be on guard !!
ESPECIALLY when shopping for passover food !!!!
i've heard tell that these 'passover pirates'
can make people actually get on airplanes and fly to carribean destinations,
where they are FORCED to participate in
PASSOVER PROGRAMS !!!!
they jump out of the aisles at kosher marketplaces...
and MUG and PILLAGE innocent pedestrians with head coverings....
and then they drag them out of the stores,
and into large, grey, mini vans !!!!
THEY DO !!!
and well....
there's really no telling what can happen next ......
in past years,
people have been returned to their homes,
some 12 days later....
feeling glazed and confused and
'utterly constipated' !!!!
it's a freightening world we live in.....
be on guard, my loves....