holy shit !!!!

a MOSQUE just ran by !!!!
it had teeth and whiskers,
 and it was wearing Birkenstocks !!!
and it had a rolled up matt on its back !!!
and it was eating a big, slimy hunk of cheese.....
with CUMIN or some crazy shit like that sprinkled on top !!!

AND THERE WERE REPUBLICANS
 CHASING ITS ASS ALL THE WAY
DOWNTOWN !!!!

and there were grandstands, filled with LIBERALS....
whining and lamenting over their own broken shoelaces
 and some HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE.....or other.....

AND THERE WERE 'POLITICIANS'
ON THE WRONNNG SIDE OF THE FENCE !!!

I'M NOT KIDDING !!!!

and then the firemen came......
and they were FIT TO BE TIED !!!!

CHASING THAT LITTLE RASCAL OF A 'MOSQUE'......
til it couldn't see the light of day !!!!

and the 'mosque' began to WEEP.....
BIG, CROCODILE TEARS....
saying.....
"I'm sorry to have caused such a stink !!!!"

but too late.....
woe is me.....

the little 'mosque' landed.......
ker plopp !!!
on its side......
fallen from a realllly hard,
fast,
 falafel ball to the groin .....