Wednesday, October 13, 2010

what's up with all the 'LOSERs on BLACKBERRIES' ??

they are literally driving,
 talking on the phone,
 texting,
emailing,
 filing their nails,
changing the radio station,
and taking care of an infant in the back seat !!!!
ALL AT THE SAME TIME !!!!
we KNOW there's an infant,
'cause there's a gigantic sign in their window that says,
 "BABY ON BOARD" !!!!!
and they're asking US to drive safely !!!
so...
WHAT THE HECK ????
can somebody explain this absurd phenomenon to me ???
and is all of this communicating making us
MORE EFFICIENT ??
MORE ASCENDED ???
MORE INFORMED ???
i think not, Midas...
i think not...